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Witch Weekly · October 14, 2019 – 4:17 AM

Five Society Women to Stay Away From

Forming friendships with those of one's status can be richly rewarding, as long as a lady is careful as to whom they make their acquaintance with. While some of these ladies may have the surname of a respectable family, please do not be fooled. Every lady has a valid reason to be on our list. Socialites and debutants, beware!

Miss Porphyria Dempsey, Spinster
On a brief glance, Miss Dempsey seems to only be an unfortunate spinster. Unlucky in love and doomed for loneliness. But if one takes more of a look into the life of Porphyria Dempsy, one will see that she is a poet of the morbid variety. An unsettling trait, it does not take a vast imagination to realize why she has ended up alone. Some might say that many in her family also share her eccentric traits to some degree. While not one to be of too much concern, mothers may wish to side with caution before allowing one's daughters around Miss Dempsey's influence.

Miss Jemima Rosier, Spinster
Yet another spinster, we here at Witch Weekly must warn of more caution to be taken around Miss Rosier than her fellow spinisters. One may not suspect something off at first - or even second! - glance, but do not let this fool you. While she may come from a respectable family, she is far from decent. A self proclaimed activist, Miss Rosier has been known to be bluntly liberal in her views. One might even see her as a feminist. In this age of hasty elopements and scandalous marriages, beware those who speak in favor of diverting from the social norm!

Miss Araminta Scrimgeour, Disgraced Debutante
While having shown no obvious signs of being a scandalous individual, it cannot be overlooked that Miss Scrimgeour comes from a family of various scandals. From the entire mess with her twin, Miss Annabelle Scrimgeour, to the most recent development of her cousins elopement. Such influences are sure to have rubbed off on the unfortunate young woman. To avoid such mindset from spreading, be mindful to avoid Miss Scrimgeour, as well as those she associates with.

Mrs. February Umbridge, Wife of Edric Umbridge
Many may remember Mrs. Umbridge's own elopement of last year. However, we must also remember the fact that Mrs. Umbridge later chaperoned Fortuna Bixby to her own elopement later that year. It leads us here at Witch Weekly to believe that Mrs. Umbridge fails to see the point of a proper marriage, and might just help any wayward daughter who may wish to elope! Mothers especially beware for your daughters, as Mrs. Umbridge may just ruin their reputations and lives for the sake of amusement!

Mrs. Lucille Lukeson, Wife of Ace Lukeson
We mustn't forget the most recent known elopement to have disgraced our society. Mrs. Lukeson not only ruined her own reputation, but has further tainted that of the Scrimgeour name. Though it is questionable as to whether the Scrimgeour name could even be more tainted by now. Never the less, Mrs. Lukeson is a prime example of the horrible fact that some ladies do not learn from other's mistakes. And what may be worse is that there might be more than one reason for Mrs. Lukeson's rash decision.

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