Quote:As for this Mr. Bixby - I hold out hope that by the time you receive this letter in return you will have been freed of that Utter Hell, but if not - I am more than willing to come by and chop off his hand if it helps. I needn't use magic, if magic has failed you thus far.
@Porphyria Dempsey in My Life Is Over
You can complain about boy troubles to any friend, but only your best friend would offer to maim them for you.