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The Language of the Flowers was a popular method to express feelings where words might be improper, but did you know other means of doing so? Some ladies used their parasols, as well as their fans, gloves, and hankies to flirt with a gentleman (or alternatively, tell them to shove it!). — Bree ( Submit your own)
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Questionable Friend/Crush for Philip Aymslowe.
When your mum thinks you're gay for your best friend (but you probably are)
This boy, then. He wasn't new. Wasn't one of the worst people in the common room, those rotten rich boys - like Mr. Jailkeeper - who could not fathom a world beyond their own farts. Was a good working class lad, so he'd heard. Had a bit of a weird looking face, and a bit of a weird thing for preaching. Still.Aubrey Davis in The Under-Sofa
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Post 3+ times in three or more class threads during the course of a school year. Must all be done with the same character, be they a professor, student, or school portrait or ghost!

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Lynn: my dog just decided the dryer sheets were going to be her new thing to chew
Lynn: upside is she smells like lavender now
Te: Oh geez Lynn
Bee: oh boy
Lynn: she really likes the dryer sheet smell. When we wash her blanket she goes and rolls around in it until it's covered in dog hair again >>
Olive: omg lavender dogs
Olive: Bear likes rubbing his face in the lavender bushes and he comes in smelling perfumed
Olive: he also does this with the rosemary bush
Kayte: He just likes rubbing his face in bushes, clearly
Olive: he actually does
Kayte: ;)
Lynn: ew kayte
Olive: especially after I take his snout wrapper off. He'll rub his face on every bush
Lynn: gross
Olive: OMG
Olive: NO
Olive: although
Lynn: NO
Olive: he does headbutt me in the crotch when he wants to itch his face
Te: what
Te: I'm so confused
Bee: I look away for 30 seconds
Kayte: On that note, I'm off to bed
Lynn: Kayte's got a gutterbrain
Bee: what happened to this conversation
Te: ahahaha totally missed that
Te: Olive's dog likes her bush
Te: @Bee
Olive: EW TE NO
Bee: omg Te that's one way to pu tit
Olive: ahahaha tit
Olive: BUT NO
Bee: . . .
Te: We'e descended into madness friends
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is it a crime to love too well?
To bear too tender, or too firm a heart, to act a lover's or a Roman's part?
Is there no bright reversion in the sky, for those who greatly think, or bravely die?
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*talking about anxiety*
Quote:Me: You know what that one movie says: "Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
Kelly: Why do you think I don't play sports?
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Olive, the light of our lives.
Quote:1 min ago
Olive on Suicune: then again if i were a cat I'd probably be like AHHHHHH WTF GIANT DOG SOMEONE MAKE IT GO AWAY
2 mins ago
Olive on Suicune: if i were a cat I'd be purring
3 mins ago
Olive on Suicune: I am so content rn after that food
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Quote:Bree: Werewolf and a vampire sitting in a tree, B-I-T-I-N-G
Me: What would happen if a werewolf bit a vampire?
Bree: The vampire would turn sparkly.
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Magic by MJ!

Bree has been sharing photos of what it looks like where she went today with me and this comment of hers I can't help but say sing song xD:
Quote:Bree: Hoooome on the raaaange, where there's literally nothing but plaaaaains
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Quote:Meeka: Hurl Albert and Mathias at Anais after shes out
Meeka: wait
Meeka: not mathias

I'd give Meeka a pass because it's was 4:30am here, but it was like 5:30pm for her :P
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This is what happens when I summon the wand committee in the cbox:
Quote:Kit: lmao olive. 9", penis, rigid, unicorn tail hair. ah yes, the perfect wand though it sometimes goes off earlier than it should
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Lauren: Jesus Christ almighty the pb for Louisa Lupin looks TERRIFYINGLY like someone I used to go out with
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MJ made this!
30 secs ago
Fawkes: but from what i've seen its more like 'people pretending their kink isnt a kink for daytime TV'
55 secs ago
Fawkes: my mom has found a show called 'extreme animal obsessions
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MJ made this!
Quote:Arthur is also like the Ghost of Christmas Past w/ UCPBs
"you, too, can disgrace your family and fall a class"
"do you want to see my house"
"there's mold"
— Beanie via Skype
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no context.
Quote:Kayte: He did come for easter
Kayte: but did he come for easter?
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Quote:35 secs ago
Nichole.mobile: Litterallyand figuratively
60 secs ago
Nichole.mobile: I left the beach and I'm salty
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2:30AM skype with Ocean
Quote:Ocean: "romantically involved with Maddie"??? What??
Bree: You didn't know that?
Ocean: No??
Bree: Ocean it's literally been a year.
Bree: Ocean where have you been?
Ocean: I know he went over to her house drunk
Ocean: And that he suggested they elope at some point
Bree: And that didn't give you any hint?
Ocean: I guess not
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Don't @ me, it's almost the end of 4/20 I had to get my joke in somehow

[edit: I feel I should clarify that I live in a place where weed is 100% legal, which is why I feel comfortable making this joke]

20 secs ago
Lady: ....that was a bad joke.
20 secs ago
Bree: bahaha
25 secs ago
30 secs ago
Lady: I'm not surprised, it's 4/20
40 secs ago
Bree: the trees stole them :O
50 secs ago
Lady: Ok what'd I do with my pants

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Jon is too much, honestly
Quote:Bree: Apparently I have 66 current threads #saveme
Jon: Heh 66
Jon: Wait no 69 is the sex number not 66 Nevermind
Jon: I'm tired leave me alone
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*on voice chat with Jon while Kelly's in the messaging section of skype*

Quote:Me: *does some nondescript accent*
Jon: Is that your sorry attempt at a British accent?
Me: pffft no, it's just something made up
[discourse about British accents ensue]

*Kelly appears in messaging area*

Jon: *in messaging* Bree just said British accents are made up
Me: *in messaging* TECHNICALLY THEY ARE

*Kelly gets on voice*

Jon: Kelly, save me from Bree.
Me: No, we're both Americans, Kelly. Help me! Revolutionary War par 2!
Kelly: [to Jon] Our tea is better than your tea.
Jon: *gasps, suddenly disappears from voice*
Kelly: ... We've won.
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