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Witch Weekly · March 25, 2018 – 2:06 PM

5 Bachelors to Stay Away From!

The quest to find a suitable husband can be quite trying in today’s world. Most especially when there doesn’t seem to be enough men in the world that suits ones particular tastes. What can be quite certain, however, is that there are also certain men that one should be extremely cautious about courting. Indeed, it might be best to avoid these men in a courtly sense altogether and just enjoy their existence from afar!

Reuben Crouch, younger brother of the much more eligible Aldous and Roman Crouch.
It is not known for certain what Reuben Crouch actually does for a living though some reports state that he works as a Cursebreaker. A career certainly suitable for an upper class man but not so much for one’s ideal husband. The dangers that can be found within the career could leave one a young widow! Not only that Mister Crouch has been known to associate with both Mister Howell Merrick and Mister Arthur Pettigrew, not the ideal connections for a woman looking to be an upstanding citizen!

Howell Merrick, a gentleman of leisure.
While a first born heir and quite a wealthy husband, Mister Howell Merrick has been known to engage in scandalous behaviors. And seemingly with no remorse or care for discretion, at that! His mother is said to still be alive but has not been seen in society since the death of her husband. One can only wonder if there is something more sinister at play in that regard. At any rate, with Mister Howell Merrick being a known rake, it is best for a young lady to stay far away thus she end up ruined!

Vincent Walton, another gentleman of leisure
While very much a husband to aspire for on paper, Mister Vincent Walton has proven - time and again - to be quite unsuitable as a husband for any respectable woman. Openly scandalous to a degree that might even make Mister Howell Merrick blush and possessing a terrible personality, Vincent Walton is definitely not someone one should be acquainted with, let alone marry!

Jude Wright, an activist.
While certainly a joy to look at, Mister Wright does not seem to hold an occupation other than being an activist for various causes. He definitely does not seem like he would be able to support a wife financially. Not only that, he spends quite a bit of time in the company of a variety of shady individuals, even women!

Barnabas Skeeter, Head of the Dueling Commission
Mister Barnabas Skeeter is quite easily the least offensive of these group of men. However, this Witch Weekly reporter cannot forget the stance that the man originally held on female dueling. Being quite the advocate for making female sanctioned dueling illegal, he changed his tune once the Wizenmagot made their decision. Was it a change of heart or was Mister Skeeter simply trying to save face? Either way, a young lady must beware of a man who is so fickle in his opinions!

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