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Witch Weekly · April 22, 2018 – 4:02 AM

Society Wives You Should Avoid
Sometimes when you get married, it's hard to know which women you should befriend and which you should stay away from. Here are a few it's best to steer clear from!

Mrs. Aamiya Power married her husband right after his mother died, and was supposedly transformed into a child right after the wedding. Seems odd, right? Besides that, her husband's failure to win the Ministry likely makes her awkward at parties. Avoid.

Mrs. Ophelia Devine seems like a try-hard. Hear us out on this: has always cared about throwing events, was pulled from Hogwarts early for suspicious reasons, and yet married one of wizarding Britain's most eligible purebloods. With pureblood society to deal with, she may get very irritatingly needy as time goes forward.

Mrs. Emma Macmillan is clearly hated by someone, as we have it on good authority that there's something wrong with each and every one of her children. The oldest? Sickly. The middle? Word has it he cannot hear. The youngest? A redhead. Clearly Mrs. Macmillan has been cursed with bad luck, and you don't want to catch it!

Mrs. Elsbeth Lupin is vexing to us in that she took Mr. Leon Lupin off the market, and is probably smug about it. In addition, she's related to Mr. August Echelon and Mrs. Hannah Pettigrew, which is a bad sign in that both of them are socially awkward. Mrs. Lupin is vivacious, but does she know her social graces? Definitely not.

Mrs. Antigone Lestrange seems to be only two or so steps away from being a shut-in. She also had twins, which is, like Mrs. Macmillan's children, a sign of bad luck. And never mind that her husband's father was a mass-murderer!

If you stay away from these five women, you'll probably have a better time at parties.

Mrs. Lestrange ought to get out more.

Mrs. Lupin: probably strange.

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