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Witch Weekly · April 22, 2018 – 4:02 AM

How Long Will Your Marriage Last?
When one marries, one assumes they will remain married to that individual for the rest of their life. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. Our marvelous little quiz can help you predict your marital lot in life!
1. Would you ever take up an occupation? a. Never! Charitable work maybe, but that's not employment. b. A ladylike occupation before marriage is all right. c. No, I think that would be far too tiring. d. I shan't give up my occupation, not even for my husband! 2. Do you take regular exercise? a. Only of the ladylike variety. b. Yes, in hearty moderation; overexertion is worse than no exertion. c. Does needlework count? d. I enjoy a brisk walk to and from my place of work every day. 3. Your husband has come home very late from work, what do you do? a. Welcome him home and see to it that his every need is cared for - what else is a wife for? b. Greet him cordially and leave him to it. c. Remain as I am, he probably doesn't want to be fussed over. d. Nothing, I'm not home from work yet. 4. You've been told not to host a dinner party, what is your response? a. It is obviously with good reason and I respect that it doesn't suit. Perhaps another day. b. I shall try to be diplomatic about it and aim to change his mind but I won't push the issue. c. I wasn't really feeling up to it anyway... d. I don't need permission anyway.	5. Do you take an interest in politics? a. Politics? What's that? b. Privately, yes. At least when something important is happening that may affect me. c. Politics give me a headache, although I usually have a headache before politics are mentioned. d. Definitely! I relish an opportunity to talk politics and once I start I don't stop! 6. Do you like quidditch? a. Honestly, when it doesn't bore me I'm appalled by the brutality. b. My husband enjoys it and so I make an effort to seem pleased by it. c. I fainted at the last quidditch match I attended. d. I played at school and tried out for the Holyhead Harpies. 7. What is your ideal husband? a. A handsome, respectable gentleman of good character and standing in society. b. Someone respectable and financially secure. c. A man who will choose me for his wife. d. One who will let me do as I please. Results: Mostly A's: you will have a long and happy marriage, spousal health permitting. Mostly B's: you will outlive your first husband and later remarry. You may be widowed more than once but you shall lead a fulfilling life. Mostly C's: your first husband will outlive you. Perhaps consider seeing a healer. Mostly D's: if you somehow avoid spinsterhood then you are headed for an ugly divorce. Change your ways if you do not wish to reap what you are currently sowing!

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