1st July, 1888

Dear "Ministry Man",

I am a young middle class woman of halfblooded background, though thankfully it is mostly wizarding, partially muggle, and no dreadful creatures. As I have a few rather unsavory family members myself, I would be overlooking the troublesome members of yours, as long as you could do the same for mine.

I am a mild woman, and I much prefer quiet works to the loud and gaudy. I am a good needlework woman, in my spare time. I would also not mind being in the public eye, and I humbly suggest that I would look rather nice while doing it.

I would like to know more about you. Do you have any interests that we may share? I am fond of Herbology. Would you be opposed to owning a pet, or having a family?

Sincerely,
 

"Mild Woman"

  

Mister Roman Crouch,
Witch Weekly is pleased to inform you that your recent submission to our Lonely Hearts article has generated a response. Witch Weekly is devoted to providing help to all of our readers, no matter what their social disadvantages, and we are delighted to provide this service to the lovelorn in our magical community. We hope that you will be able to create a happy ending with our help, instead of being doomed to a tragically lonely life.

Please see the enclosed letter and advise us whether you will need your advertisement repeated in further issues of our magazine.
Y. Ventus
Editor in Chief
Witch Weekly

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July 2nd, 1888

Mild Woman,

I am afraid that we have both been lead quite astray for I did not place an advertisement in Witch Weekly. Or if I did, I do not remember doing so and I am not the type to forget such things.

I am sure that you are a lovely young woman and I am open to answering your questions. I do not put much thought into things like Herbology but I do enjoy a good game of cards. I am not opposed to owning a pet and rather think a dog would be quite nice. Or a cat. I am not at all opposed to having a family were it with the right woman.

Sincerely,
Ministry Man

  

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