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Witch Weekly · June 24, 2018 – 4:32 AM

Five Ways To Mystify Men Without Magic - Or Sight!

How dire of a time it may be for our friends and family stuck in this terrifying blanket of fog. From the inability to properly see long distances to an unrest in magical populations--including our beloved animals--we here at Witch Weekly have seen how detrimental this exposure has caused and seek to sooth the minds of our most dedicated readers with this special article. For, as we all know, many women may not have a large stretch of time to attract a man during the year with much success. So, we must take these moments and utilize every second to ensure our futures can shine bright enough to pierce through the density of this fog.

This Minced Meat with Egg Garnish dish is just an example of what you could be making to entice the senses of potential suitors!
Tip #1: Learn how to cook properly! There is nothing greater than utilizing our senses to increase the capacity of our romantic endeavors. Not to mention the fact that most claim food is the key to a man's heart. What a man smells can often supersede what he sees, especially when his vision is impaired, so you may be able to attract him with the scents of your wonderful pastries. Even better, our past issues are filled with wonderful recipes provided by only the greatest chefs. This fact alone should tell you that you are guaranteed to win over his affections promptly simply by showing you know how to cook and not poison him.

Tip #2: Alter the tone of your voice! Excitement leads many relationships to the path of success. What better way to venture down this path then to begin with a change in something a man hears almost daily - your voice! We have taken this bit of advice from a majority of our readers complaining that their significant other may spend too much time with another male friend or group of male friends. From co-workers to peers, men tend to work together far too often. Why do you think this is? Well, of course, it is because they prefer the deeper tones associated with these individuals. Take it upon yourself to gradually change the pitch and volume you utilize regularly to ensure he takes more notice of you over time.

A couple hailing from the Western world. This could be you too, only if you adhere to the provided tips!
Tip #3: Seek a foreign partner. Tying in to our last tip, if you seek the affections of someone not from your area of birth, perhaps their intrigue in you can stem from your customs, accent, or even eccentricities. Have you ever tried to speak to someone from the other side of the world? Or even traveled there? Well, what did you notice? Were people staring or looking at you differently? Or even cocking their head as you spoke? There is the proof! Take advantage of what you have and embrace your unique qualities for they will surely entice a man of any standing.

Tip #4: Fall into his arms - literally! There is really no other romantic gesture that can compare to one falling into another's arms. Typically this occurs naturally, however there is nothing wrong with a little fabrication regarding your actual safety. In addition, if you are to try this, it will seem all too real given the lack of visibility provided by the convenience of the fog! Trip over a "loose board" or "pebble in the sidewalk". "Fall" off of a ladder or "be pushed by some old hag". Whatever your excuse, he won't pay much attention to it and only be concerned about you. This is foolproof!

Tip #5: Lie about your lack of communication. Lastly, we have to speak to being somewhat untruthful. Sometimes in our lives, in order to move ahead, we have to be creative to ensure we are taken seriously. If this means that we must tell a fib, then so be it, and what better time then now? As our feathery friends will surely have difficulty navigating through this fog, this may be the perfect occasion to explain to a man that you have been trying to reach him however there is little way of doing so. Intensify this lie by stating that you have been trying to reach him even further into the past but that your owl had fallen sick and only recently became better. Or you have simply been under the weather yourself and refrained from travel of any kind. Ensure that you have him on your mind but not overly or inappropriately.

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