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Witch Weekly · June 17, 2018 – 2:34 PM

The Fog - A Sheep In Wolf's Clothing?
As our educated readers are aware, a fog that started in Irvingly has spread to our beloved Hogsmeade. First it was Wellingtonshire and now Bartonburg, Padmore Park and the busy High Street. The majority of the population is aghast at this and quite a few of the established families that we follow have already moved to their country or London homes to escape it. Miss Rufina Mulciber has taken up at the Sanditon whilst heir and rumored playboy, Handsome Whitledge (recently nabbing the reserve keeper spot on the Hogsmeade Howlers) has been seen at his London home.

While this would all seem initially troubling - this writer believes that our society is looking at it all wrong. This could be a blessing in disguise! We have had magic so integrated into our daily lives that we have taken it for granted. Perhaps this will give us a deeper appreciation for it - for how easy our lives have become - now that we are experiencing the less controlled lives of our muggle counterparts.

We have no doubt that the Ministry will set this to rights. Until then, treat this fluke as a full-immersiion holiday experience and make the most of it. Enjoy muggle life, for it will be brief!

Muggles power their stoves with lighting dry wooden logs on fire. Remember to put the fire out less you burn your house down!

Muggles use brooms as cleaning devices - sweeping streets and homes free of dust and debris.

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