Aubrey is #themostsalty about his life

This boy, then. He wasn't new. Wasn't one of the worst people in the common room, those rotten rich boys - like Mr. Jailkeeper - who could not fathom a world beyond their own farts. Was a good working class lad, so he'd heard. Had a bit of a weird looking face, and a bit of a weird thing for preaching. Still.

from The Under-Sofa

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MJ always makes her so pretty

"You say that, Uncle Edgar," she said slowly, "Like you know my father. My father has his problems, but he loves me. He has raised me where my mother has not. I am direct like he is, I am honest like he is. The longer I am around you, Uncle Edgar, I see more correlations between you and Mother. I think she would be pleased to see that you likely have not changed since dying. If anything, you must be more like her than you were before."

Arabella Wood in Who, Sir, are You?

I see that burn, it is a wicked burn. Claire would be proud.

  

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Magic by Bee!

French is mixed into her accent due to French parents and household staff

On the other hand she had never publically entered into a verbal war with a redhead only to later marry her, so she probably did have the upper hand morally.

Morwenna Skeeter in Of all the people to enter the lift

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

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Ursula stared at her sister-in-law with a mixture of shock, horror, and just a hint of admiration. She could understand why the spinster - referring to her as an old maid was apparently a technical inaccuracy - wouldn't have told her, but it still dismayed her that she'd never had so much as an inkling, that they'd been through similar difficulties and yet never commiserated together. It was like finding out about Rufina all over again, albeit with some bitterness. How could Ella have treated her with such disdain knowing that she was no better? The nerve of it! Also, how had Ella hidden it so well? The boy certainly didn't predate Ursula's marriage which meant Ella had hidden the whole thing while living under the same roof. What magic had she found to suppress the physical signs? Could she have been so distracted by her own life drama that she'd managed to entirely miss her spinster-in-law growing plump? How many years of carefully preserved secrecy had just been ruined in the space of a couple minutes?

She wanted to ask who the father was but a horrible idea that it might somehow be her own brother made her hold back the question, also a regard for decorum and what was appropriate and not appropriate to discuss in public. Instead she settled for an emotionally laden, "I had no idea."

Just Ursula casually thinking Elladora has an incestuous son with Phineas under her nose and kind of being impressed by it here in Look What You Made Me Do.

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fabulous set by Lady <3

If anger would not make him bend, then surely he could be motivated by something else. Maeve using her feminine wiles was out of the question. She had wiles, surely, but they were decidedly not feminine. Barnabas could offer him the next best thing: money.

Barnabas Skeeter in Honeymoon's Over

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— #PrettiesByMJ —

And how would he get it to Turner, anyway? The nerd barely left the library, and he couldn’t put poison - or anything else - in a book.

Kris Lestrange owning my heart and Trixie's by calling Ben a nerd. It made me laugh for far too long.

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fabulous set by Lady <3

"But what if they like doilies?" Loretta asked timidly.

I genuinely can't explain how much this Loretta line is cracking me up? in this thread

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He was just glad he knew the little fella was a hedgehog now, and he had researched what it ate just in case he saw him again.

Archer Belby in A New Place to Hide

Oh Archer, if only you knew.

  

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Magic by Elaine!

Angharad let out a skeptical snort at the window statement, then reached into her robe to pull out her chib. The door was wood, and, even though it was pretty thick, it was a better bet that they'd be able to cut through it than anything else. Her chib was made for cutting muscle and flesh, but she'd just sharpened it, so it was as likely to be able to cut through wood then anything else. It could do a decent number on bone with enough patience.

Angharad Warbeck in The "I" in "Teamwork"

My instant thought was "She's gonna get them another detention for vandalizing, isn't she?".

  

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They might both be well-respected Ministry men, but who would be the cream of the crop? Who would be the pick of the litter? Who would be the bezoar in the goat?

Ewart Fraser in this duel

  

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They might both be well-respected Ministry men, but who would be the cream of the crop? Who would be the pick of the litter? Who would be the bezoar in the goat?

Ewart Fraser in this duel

so I determined in that post that "the goat's bezoar" is his wizard!speak for "the bee's knees" and both Ewart and I are sorely hoping it catches on xP

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Now imagine Peeves flying up and down, cackling like a maniac as he carries an alligator like it's a lance and he a jousting knight.

The Suggestionizer (Kayte :P) in In Florida, No One Can Hear Your Screams

Did you know? It's not unheard of for rural Floridians to carry baby alligators like lances and yeet them into the nearest river. Especially if it tried to eat their toddler in their swimming pool. #JustFloridaThings

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Her niece's humility was an admirable thing and had the added advantage of leaving Temperance feeling as though she was constantly rendering Blythe dumb with her words of wisdom and encouragement.

Temperance Fairchild in Messiah

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If this didn't resolve itself swiftly, Hannah wondered which would cannibalize her first.

Little Girls Lost

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there was little other than Jesus that her aunt was thrilled by

Blythe continues to get her aunt too much.

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fabulous set by Lady <3

"Oh!" Jemima said, tearing her gaze away and alighting on a young man she knew to be a quidditch player. And a former Hufflepuff, though he wouldn't remember her. "Yes, of course," she said breathlessly, reaching out her gloved hand for him to take just before she realised... he had not been talking to her at all, but the debutante in white just beside her. Fuck.

@"Jemima Farley" in Time After Time. I felt this in my soul.

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