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Witch Weekly · September 28, 2020 – 10:59 PM

Remember, the one that got away is not guaranteed to want you back! If a Missed Connection didn't work for you, perhaps a Lonely Hearts ad will.

Letters From Our Readers
Dear Witch Weekly,
I am now firmly of the belief that Witch Weekly has designed Missed Connections to humiliate its reader base. I was not the one that wrote in the advertisement but I went down to the dock in the hopes of taking advantage and stealing away the kneecapping beater. But he never came! I was there every day, as was another woman. Likely the one that wrote the ad. People came to witness her humiliation - but I think some thought the ad writer was me and thus I was humiliated as well! I am beyond irate and have cancelled my subscription.
Regards,
Kneedy Hearted

Dear Witch Weekly
When I saw the Missed Connections advertisement mentioning the Platform 9 3/4, I thought it was destined for me. Instead, I was left waiting for hours for no one to show up. I did see another couple meet there at the appointed time so perhaps it was not my old flame that posted the ad. It does not change the fact that it is Witch Weeklys fault that my mother now believes me to be a harlot. I would suggest people put a little bit more of a hint in their advertisements. It would save a bit of heartbreak from happening.
Sincerely,
Disgruntled

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