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Witch Weekly · May 10, 2020 – 5:26 PM

The latest edition of the wizarding world’s best wit, wisdom, weirdness and woe — all overheard by you!

“Who Said That...?” Quotes From The Wizarding World

“My shoulders aren't that big!”

“Though I would rather be looking at you and... your exceptional trousers!”

“When I let myself sit alone too long my thoughts go to everything that could go wrong. I think the most persistent one is that I'll trip down the stairs right after they call my name when everyone is watching me. Who will want to marry the girl who fell face first down the stairs?”

“This won't be a show worth getting your shoes wet for.”

“My aunt tells me I always look like I got dressed in the dark.”

“My croquet ball ran off and right up your... well, I think you know where it is now better than I do.”

“The goats tend to be rather fond of me, I suppose.”

“Didn't your mother ever tell you to keep your hands to yourself?”

“But it is our chief mating ritual, as a species — getting into trouble and saving one another. The really fortunate debutantes can find themselves besot by disaster two or three times in a day, I've heard.”

“You ladies and your level heads, always making sense and good decisions.”

_{COULD IT HAVE BEEN... ARVEN FISK, BELLONA ZABINI, CECILY GALLIVAN, CALLA POTTS, BECKETT LONGBOTTOM, PABLO MEDINA, KONSTANTIN FISK, CHARITY LLOYD, FREYA SELWYN, EMRYS SELWYN, OCTAVIA FAWLEY, GERALD ABBOTT OR JANUARY LYNCH?*}

*note: not all of these names have been quoted!

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