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Witch Weekly · October 7, 2018 – 3:05 PM

What Type Of Ghost Would You Be?

While none of us are looking forward to our dying day, death is unmistakably a part of our world. If you were to die tomorrow and come back as a ghost, what type of ghost would you be?

What do you do on your weekends?
A) Something novel and adventurous, like going to a new city or trying a new thing.
B) I have a hobby that takes up most of my time.
C) Just relax; I've earned it after such a busy week.
D) Attend church or participate in charitable events.

If you had 100 galleons to donate to charity, which would you choose?
A) The Quidditch Player Emergency Relief Fund, or maybe something involving dragon preservation.
B) I'd create my own charity, because there's a very specific need in the community which hasn't been addressed yet.
C) I'd divide it up between all the usual causes.
D) My church's fund for widows & orphans

Who is your favorite historical witch or wizard?
A) Morgan le Fay
B) You probably haven't heard of him, he's fairly obscure.
C) Merlin
D) Jesus

If you were to have a career, what would be your ideal choice?
A) An author, illustrator, or something that involves putting my creativity to good use.
B) An academic or researcher of some sort.
C) A professional party planner, or something that involves people skills.
D) Something where I could feel I'm having a positive effect on the world (without overstepping the bounds of propriety) - maybe a healer or a charity organizer.

What is your home life like?
A) My whole family is a bit strange, but we love each other immensely regardless.
B) I'm considered a bit of an oddity by most of my family, but they do give me freedom to do my own thing most of the time.
C) Fairly normal, I think?
D) Perfectly respectable.

What would be the best part of being a ghost?
A) Being able to go places normal humans can't.
B) Never needing to stop to sleep or eat.
C) Never running out of time.
D) I can't imagine any benefit that would outweigh the negatives.

Mostly As: You would be a mischevious ghost. You might haunt a Muggle area, giving rise to legendary ghost stories as they all try to guess your sad tale, or perhaps you'd try to team up with a poltergeist to cause mayhem in the magical world. Even without the ability to move things around, you might do a fair bit of harm just by telling secrets, if you're the gossipy sort.
Mostly Bs: Your devotion to a particular thing in life will likely carry over to death, which will lead you to be something of an eccentricity to those who encounter you. You might spend all day in a blind rage, or wander the halls weeping over your lost love; in any case, you certainly won't be much fun to have around.
Mostly Cs: You would take a page from the book of Mr. Herbert Fudge and just go right on living your life while you had the ability to do so. Unfortunately, very few of your friends and relations will join you in the ethereal, which means sooner or later, you'll have to make your own way in the world. In any case, you're bound to be personable and helpful.
Mostly Ds: You wouldn't become a ghost in the first place, as you don't have the right disposition for it, so you'd best make the most of life while you're living it.

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