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Witch Weekly · September 23, 2018 – 5:32 PM

Tips To Combat A Wandering Womb

As many of our readers know, a displaced womb can be the cause of many ills for the woman so afflicted and can also have dire consequences on her reproductive abilities, should the problem go uncorrected. This process has been understood since the time of ancient Romans! If you see yourself (or a woman close to you) beginning to display any of the following symptoms, try our tips at the end of the article to remedy the issue.

Common Symptoms

Miscarriage - Perhaps the most tragic and visible indicator of a wandering womb. Experts believe at least half and possibly as many as 90% of miscarriages are caused by a wandering womb. Difficulty becoming pregnant is also a common indicator.

Sudden Pains or Intense Monthly Pain - Any unnatural ache or sharp pain can be caused by a womb which has lodged too far to the right or left, causing abdominal pain and disrupting the utility of other organs.

Headaches or Frailty - A womb which rises too high can drain a woman's energy and leave her weak and fragile. Her thoughts can become sluggish and in some cases difficult thoughts can cause very intense headaches!

Hysteria - Perhaps the most well-known symptom of a displaced womb, hysteria can affect all areas of your life and must be treated seriously!

Failures of Temperament - An otherwise lovely woman who suddenly becomes irritable or difficult to talk to may be building up negative emotions due to a wandering womb. This is particular true of young women and recent brides who become unnaturally willful and independent.

Sudden Death - Though if you've fallen victim to this symptom, our tips will hardly help you!

Although the most extreme cases of a Wandering Womb will require intervention from a healer or perhaps a brief interment in an asylum, many more minor cases can be treated at home and can prevent the condition from getting unmanageable. Try some of these tips!

1) Apply perfume to your upper thighs or skirts. A lady's womb is attracted to pleasant scents and can be lured back into position with a tasteful application of perfume. Conversely, using scents too heavily in your normal day-to-day life can entice your insides to shift in undesirable ways, so ensure you never use too much perfume!

2) Try to become pregnant. As long as your womb is in the right place to begin with, carrying a child to term ensures that the organ is too heavy to move freely about!

3) Use laudanum or other opiates. In addition to easing pain, these can also lull your body into a more relaxed state, allowing things to realign naturally.

4) Adjust your corset sizing. If you have the opportunity for bedrest, wear loose clothing to give your body room to correct itself. If you must go out and about while afflicted, it's best to lace your corset as tightly as possible to prevent any further movement that may be caused by your activities.

5) An once of prevention is worth a pound of cure! Avoid exacerbating the problem by staying away from strenuous exercise, prolonged riding of broomsticks or horses, and avoiding masculine hobbies or careers. Experts suspect that the high levels of adrenaline produced by careers such as curse-breaking or a career in the auror's office may be incompatible with feminine sensitivities, and may dislodge a womb permanently.

6) If your condition does not improve, ask your husband or father to consult a healer on your behalf. They will be better able to describe your full range of symptoms, having an outside perspective, and can ensure you get the help you need!

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