My Dear Mr. Right,
I was quite aghast to see your advert in Witch Weekly as I cannot help but think a man possessed of all those faculties of which you wrote would have no trouble in securing a wife. What more could a woman want in a beau than height, sturdiness, some moderate intellect, and a chance to listen to talk of Quidditch at every opportunity? My favorite trait you mentioned, however, was you articulation; I have found it is so rare to find a man as skilled with their tongue as they believe themselves to be.
I would love to make your acquaintance and see for myself if everything you say is true, but of course you will want to know my own qualifications before committing to anything so bold. I am young but certainly of a child-bearing age, and in possession of wide hips and strong constitution which, combined with my family's excellent history of health, will enable me to produce a cadre of Quidditch-playing children if that is your wont. My background is impeccable and my reputation reflect this. I could continue, but wouldn't want to bore you with things you are not particularly concerned with, such as my temperament (which I noticed was not mentioned in your advert; I am quite attentive to details).
Miss Distinct Possibility, Or Perhaps More
Lou made this! <3
