14th February, 1894 — Love at First Sight ball, Wellingtonshire
“Alright, we’ve got to stop this somehow,” Theo said seriously, voice low, as they took their places for a third dance together this evening. Third accidental dance, he should say: he had taken a pink carnation, more to relieve the burden of having to ask anyone particular to dance than anything, and presuming he would diligently manage to avoid anyone’s gaze all evening by staring at the ceiling in boredom or by paying too much attention to the ugly decorated hors d’oeuvres. He had not bargained for this. The smile he gave her was half-abashed and half-exasperated. “This is getting ridiculous.”
Listen, the first time they had danced had been fine. Then they had bumped into each other a while later at the refreshments table, which had also been fine, but as they had rounded off that polka just now they had both had the same misfortune to circle back to the same place and lock eyes immediately again. Which was just stupid.
And obviously he had fully exhausted all the arsenal of ballroom small talk he possessed; and he was certain she wanted to get away from him too and dance with someone – anyone – new, so he felt comfortably at liberty to speak candidly now. Because what they really needed going forwards was a plan of action to avoid the enchantment getting them again.
Listen, the first time they had danced had been fine. Then they had bumped into each other a while later at the refreshments table, which had also been fine, but as they had rounded off that polka just now they had both had the same misfortune to circle back to the same place and lock eyes immediately again. Which was just stupid.
And obviously he had fully exhausted all the arsenal of ballroom small talk he possessed; and he was certain she wanted to get away from him too and dance with someone – anyone – new, so he felt comfortably at liberty to speak candidly now. Because what they really needed going forwards was a plan of action to avoid the enchantment getting them again.
