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Witch Weekly · June 7, 2021 – 1:41 AM

Will Your Season Be Triumph or Tragedy?

1) A gentleman inelegantly spills his lemonade on your newest gown. How do you react?
a) Swoon, offering him the chance to revive you and save face.
b) Joke about your fondness for citrus scents
c) Scowl and demand a formal apology

2) What skills have you perfected in preparation for the Season?
a) Dancing in pinched shoes - a lady never allows pain to impact her form
b) Colorswitching spells - why only arrive once?
c) A haunting Requiem - bombastic arias on death can only elevate your soiree

3) What was your best subject in school?
a) Charms and etiquette, and one or two appropriate clubs
b) Classwork was simply a distraction from your social pursuits
c) All of them - your peers were a distraction from your academic aims

4) What roses grace your garden?
a) Only the purest white, with maybe one or two perfect red roses
b) Jovial yellow and soft pinks
c) You prefer practical plants, like mandrakes

5) A child falls in the park where you promenade. How do you respond?
a) Coax the little one to stand with a soft voice and ask after their guardian. Perhaps the tot's widowed father will hear of your kindness.
b) Offer a sweet you were saving for yourself and assure the neglectful governess that grass stains are surely in fashion among children.
c) Publicly lament the failings of youth. This one needs more discipline and less play.

6) Your ideal husband has what profession?
a) He is a Ministry man, perhaps eyeing the Wizengamot
b) A man of leisure or a Quidditch player, someone that can match your energy
c) You have exacting standards, perhaps a man of the Church or an academic.

Mostly As: Triumph – Future debutants will study your technique for years to come! Your mastery of obedience to your betters, dramatic self-sacrifice, and keen sense of fashion will have you penning dozens of rejection owls. Naturally, your former suitors will treasure their heartbreak as it grants them a last look at your perfect penmanship.
Mostly Bs: Comedy – The best stories contain a few twists and turns along the way. Your love of fun, convivial charm and stunning style will make you the belle of the ball. Make sure to bestow those girlish giggles sparingly, lest your reputation lead to something truly laughable – the stage.
Mostly Cs: Tragedy – Just like the beautiful maidens in the stories, you’ll find yourself in mortal peril. Unlike those maidens, there will be no brave knight to save you. Make preparations for your spinsterhood now, you silly shrew.

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