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Reuben Crouch · April 23, 2021 – 6:02 PM

ACAB | REP ANY | BOOZE FEST

What: Jewell Distillery Flash Sale & Street Party
Who: Ben Crouch organizing, open to anyone who might wander through Padmore Park
Cost: No cost to attend to taste samplers. Single drinks are for sale as well as bottles (ranging from middling quality stuff that would be accessible for WC types to splurge, up to top-shelf stuff that would only really be comfortable for UC). If you sign a contract today for a bulk order (like to supply an upcoming party) you also get a discount on your order.
Where: Padmore Park
Why: Jameson Jewell's turning 31 and Ben's celebrating with a surprise sale :P
When: 23 April 1891

There are a few pop-up booths in Padmore Park (single drink sales at one, bottle sales divided up by quality so that top-shelf customers don't have to wait in line with the riff raff, and a covered seated area where bigger customers can discuss contracts for bulk orders) are arranged in a loose horse-shoe. There are also some food vendors mixed in, but they're not sponsored by Jewell, they're just tag-alongs trying to capitalize on the crowd. In the center area are a few park games of the "they get more fun the more you've been drinking" variety. Any age can drink because #VEalcoholism. There's an obstacle course for the kiddos and any child who manages it under a certain time can have a free bottle of middling quality whiskey. This event takes place throughout the afternoon and will wrap up by the time the sun goes down, so won't conflict with the Minister's Masquerade.

Contact Player(s): Reuben Crouch

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