Believe it or not, I've yet to travel to Ireland. I'd love to go and explore my (our?) heritage(s) one day.

Not too forward, I didn't mind. It was, as you said, a refreshing change from the daily small talk. Are there any other intimate details a fake husband ought to know?

Which lends itself to answering your question. Yes, I would be delighted to be your hypothetical wife. Your excellent transfiguration skills proved themselves once more, for it does fit me perfectly. You could make a killing selling these. And considering you have a wife to support now, it might be in your best interest to.