Not as much fun if we break the anonymity. These fake and/or secret notions become far more serious if there's a face attached.

Hm. Well, you did send me flowers thrice. Do those count as a series of romantic gestures? I think we're more of a whirlwind romance type, seeing how easy it was to get swept up in the mystery of it all. If we were married, you would be welcome in my bed and we would have children. Big if, though, seeing as you're meant to break my heart.

The ring is adorable. Did you weave the chain yourself?