I suppose it depends on how much information has been divulged. I for one like to keep them guessing, so I let them have their gossip. I swear grown men are worse than young debutantes sometimes.

Nothing too terrible. Was something that had apparently left unchecked for longer than it should have been, resulting in a large issue out in the countryside. It was one of the more amusing cases I've worked on, also one of the most extensive. No harm, no foul, but I'm half asleep at my desk. I wonder if I could sneak in a desk nap unnoticed.

How'd you do with not missing me?