I apologize for the late response. Those kiwis were causing trouble again, so I had to head out of the office for a few days. I swear I won't be sad to see the Moroccans go.

Piping hot black coffee is the only way to enjoy it. Those who add to it are either positively insane or not needing its benefits. A friend of mine drinks a cup of milk with a drop of coffee — it horrifies me.

Are you a prankster too, then? It's quite fun isn't it?

You're safe (for now).