Garden gnomes are such vicious creatures. I've never understood why anyone would put them in their garden. Who wants a tiny terrorizing nuisance around?

Clementines. Oh clementines.

I ran into one of the foreign nationals the other day at some event or another, and the next thing I know the basket of clementines he was carrying was liquified and raining upon us. Supposedly, he never attended any formal schooling and such acts happened when he became nervous. Truthfully, I think he was just acting like a child and playing a prank. Which would be fine if my hair didn't still smell of citrus.