CHARACTER NAME: Antigone Lorelei Lestrange née Baudelaire
BECAUSE… I wanted a student character so I made a two dimensional Slytherin bully type.

CREATION DATE: August 3rd, 2011
BIRTH YEAR: 1867
PLANNED DEMISE: She literally has 9 lives but in the end it'll be one of the following probably:
- Her Unbreakable Vow
- Tiberius
- Reproductive malfunction (this is Tig's personal least favorite for pride reasons)
- Rage induced aneurysm

HOGWARTS HOUSE: Slytherin
BOGGART: Tiberius dressed like a prisoner at the "feet" of a dementor. So Tiberius being sent to Azkaban. This is probably a recent thing thanks to Ellory. Tig would also like to clarify that it's only because she'd be utterly humiliated, her social life would be ruined, and she wouldn't be able to take her anger out on him.
AMORTENTIA: Petrichor (associated with animagus transformation), the smell of invading Tiberius' personal space, damp cat fur
PATRONUS: It used to be a goose, it would probably be a lynx now to match her animagus form and greater maturity. I figure she's probably lost the ability to cast a patronus though, I don't know that she's capable of experiencing pure, unadulterated happiness anymore.
RESIDENCE: Kent

ASOIF/GOT HOUSE: Probs Bolton.

CLOSEST RELATION: Ligeia by default but Tig's preferred answer is none, she hates them all
BEST FRIEND: Angeline Malfoy
NEMESIS: Ellory Lestrange, @"Tatiana Lestrange", Annette Fontaine
MOST OFTEN POSTED WITH: Tiberius Lestrange
I DREAM OF POSTING WITH… Lucius Lestrange or maybe Claudius Lestrange?

IN THE MODERN AGE… A prima ballerina with a substance abuse problem and a string of shallow relationships with men who can get her something she wants/are pro model level hawt/the boyfriend of an enemy. She'd also be all over extreme sabotage like 'oh you got the role/man/recognition I wanted? Funny how your ankle just broke like that.' When it came time for her to retire she'd probably freak the fuck out and make a hasty marriage to a much older sugar-daddy like man and then spiral into serious drugs out of boredom and the emptiness that is her life, and then potentially murder him one night in a drug enhanced fury and end up in prison for it.
DURING THE WAR… She'd be a Death Eater for shits and giggles, the whole cause wouldn't matter to her she'd just have a ball murdering, pillaging, and violently assaulting people without consequences.

THOUGHTS ON MUGGLES: She thinks they're less intelligent and not worth anyone's time.
THOUGHTS ON BLOOD PURITY: Tig doesn't really care but she will use blood status to insult someone if she thinks it matters to them.
THOUGHTS ON ARRANGED MARRIAGES: In relation to herself she hates them. However, she wouldn't condemn them in a situation where it suited her.
THOUGHTS ON CLASS DISTINCTION: Tig doesn't really care either way in theory but she's quite happy to embrace it when it benefits her.

PROGRESS SO FAR:
- Tig is a 13 year old and establishes herself as a bully and rulebreaker.
- Betrothal
- Made prefect - someone clearly messed up there
- Tiberius gives her a kitten and she actually likes it
- Turned Ellory into a llama and continued being the worst prefect ever
- She hates her goose patronus
- Graduated but there was no COB and she's been bitter about it ever since
- Almost immediately marries Tiberius and hates that too
- Tea party duel! Ellory's mother makes her use the cruciatus curse on Ellory
- Tig gets sent to finishing school as punishment for dueling at the teaparty
- Tries to frame Ellory for poisoning her but she poisoned herself and turns out she's pregnant, she leaves finishing school after like 2 weeks.
- Girl twins happen
- Makes cross-continental poor life choices which ultimately result in an Unbreakable Vow and also a literal trainwreck.
- Toast is made.
- Tib poisons her to get rid of the toast but it fails and Tig just gets very ill.
- The toast is burnt. Tig tries to kill the burnt toast but is too feeble because the toast is a baby and she just expelled it from her body. The burning of the toast broke her insides and she's told she's barren.
- She smooth talks her way out of being murdered for reproductive uselessness.
- Inadvertently kills a maid.
- Proposes cruel twin experiment
- Becomes an animagus and lives as a lynx for several months
- Tig tries to clean her act up.
- Is convinced to abort unexpected offspring
IMMEDIATE GOALS: Start hosting The Best Parties, crush Ellory.
LONG-TERM GOALS: Not being bored, social domination, less Tatiana in her life, no Ellory in her life.