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Witch Weekly · December 8, 2019 – 11:17 PM

Witch Weekly would like to reiterate the sentiments of the last edition and remind ladies that speed-skating is not for them. However, gentlemen responsibly engaging in the sport should be perfectly safe to do so, it is rare that a confident skater has a life-altering accident on the ice.

Letters From Our Readers!
Dear Witch Weekly,
In your last issue I (please overlook this unfortunate choice of words, it is not intend to amuse in the slightest) took issue with your 'Guide to a Wonderful Winter'. One of your recommendations was for speed skating and I really think this was most hideously reckless of you. I needn't point out to you that this a magazine for witches and so your suggestion of such an aggressive past time was poorly made. While you did acknowledge the impropriety for a lady to zoom about the ice, this may as well have been foregone altogether for why else should one have written it in a witch's magazine?

However that is the more minor side of my grievance, speed skating regardless of the sex partaking of it is a wretched activity that ought to be done away with and forgotten entirely! Why, you may ask? It is incredibly dangerous and brutal, ask any Dutchman this time next year and I'm sure he'll know of someone who was either disfigured for life or died as a result of speed skating. I myself have lost someone to it.

It is utterly reckless and a magazine whom people trust should not be encouraging such things.
A Lady Opposed to Skating

To Witch Weekly,

I wish you had made mention in your recent mistletoe article of Christmas pranksters. It seems that every year some horrid person takes it upon themselves to interfere with publicly accessible mistletoe. I was caught out by some charmed mistletoe two years ago and I've been unable to enter a room with mistletoe hung in it ever since. Whomever out there thinks that it might be jolly good fun to enchant some mistletoe this December, I implore you to think twice and refrain! Your mischief is not harmless!
Miss Letaux

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