Issue #221 - Witch Weekly's Guide To A Wonderful Winter

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Issue #221 - Witch Weekly's Guide To A Wonderful Winter

November 24, 2019 – 8:24 PM

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Heard Around Town!
This week we have quite the shocking selection of sensational tidbits for your perusal.

A healer believed to be Miss Katerina Bass was spotted staggering around Hogsmeade Hospital in a suspiciously intoxicated manner. What they say about hospitals being worse for sickness than not seems quite plausible with irresponsible healers like that running the place!

There was a dreadful commotion the other day when a man was flushed out of the bushes decorating the Zabini's London residence around dusk. The man seemed to be engaging in voyeuristic activities and was identified by one witness as "definitely Mr. Roman Crouch. Or maybe that other one." Presumably 'that other one' is Mr. Reuben Crouch.

Mr. Adlard Jr. of the Ministry's Beast Division may very well be a werewolf, according to sources who claim their source is a member of the Lycanthropic Vigilance Society. The society as a whole was unavailable for comment.