Olive inspired me.
If Ernest hits:
2.5k: Go directly to crippled, do not pass go, do not collect $200. This would be like an open-thread-freak-accident sort of thing which is not the plot development I wanted :(
5k: Whomever I posted for most recently gets to choose method of crippling but it still happens (semi-)immediately.
7.5k: I get to cripple him in a way of my choosing but I'll tack on some ~other issues as determined by dice rolls.
10k: Crippled in manner and method of my choosing, huzzah! (aka the current plan, but I'll have to light a fire under my ass to keep it :P)
12.5k: Crippled in manner/method of my choosing and I get to move on to phase two earlier than anticipated. (What's phase two? If you wanna know maybe post with me and help me get to 12.5k ;) )

If Ernest hits:
2.5k: Go directly to crippled, do not pass go, do not collect $200. This would be like an open-thread-freak-accident sort of thing which is not the plot development I wanted :(
5k: Whomever I posted for most recently gets to choose method of crippling but it still happens (semi-)immediately.
7.5k: I get to cripple him in a way of my choosing but I'll tack on some ~other issues as determined by dice rolls.
10k: Crippled in manner and method of my choosing, huzzah! (aka the current plan, but I'll have to light a fire under my ass to keep it :P)
12.5k: Crippled in manner/method of my choosing and I get to move on to phase two earlier than anticipated. (What's phase two? If you wanna know maybe post with me and help me get to 12.5k ;) )
