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Witch Weekly · October 7, 2018 – 3:07 PM

We prowl the streets in search of the juiciest gossip so you don't have to!

Heard Around Town!
Miss Lovegood was seen more or less throwing herself at the former Minister in Diagon Alley last week. It was at the same time as those pink envelopes went out, but I heard she didn't even have one — she's just so desperate at this point she'd seize any excuse. Poor Mr. Urquart, having to fend off such awkward advances!

My housekeeper heard that the Lupins might be advertising for a new nanny again soon. That child must be an absolute terror, to have gone through so many!

Ari Fisk was spotted walking a mediwitch, Dionisia Tweedy, to his family's home after leaving the hospital recently. She's a girl of utterly no background to speak of — the Minister's brother-in-law would be quite the catch for someone like her!

Mrs. Desdemona Pettigrew has hardly been seen out of the house since she left Quidditch. Do you think the pregnancy has her on bed rest so soon? She does have her Quidditch history to contend with, and everyone knows that creates such difficulties for a new baby...

Mr. Lexington Lupin and Miss van Helsing were arguing in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement last week. Do they have a difference of opinion on a career matter, or is there some tension from another cause between them?

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