The only logical conclusion is that you were drunk. Is that what you do while under the influence? Think about me, even after all these months? I guess I should be flattered.

Fortunately I'm not in charge - not yet, anyways. (And I wouldn't write about horrid rich people. Maybe French people who like being assholes but who still drunk-owl people they've ignored for months.)

Harass me at your own risk. We have a handful of reporters with the temperaments of angry trolls.

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set by Stef <333