When he first received the bundle of parchment and unfolded the top one, he thought this was petulance. And fine, he had been petulant, writing in Spanish for no reason other than it would be an inconvenience for Hudson, but this seemed a bit much. He flipped through them with only a cursory glance until he reached the final one, in English. In every lifetime. He knew French well enough to read it without extra assistance and saw that it matched the last letter. Dans chaque vie. He fetched a dictionary and translated the Greek. Se káthe zoí. Italian: in ogni vita. It was a beautiful phrase in every language. Don Juan was overwhelmed. It took him hours to compose his response.
Don't be stupid.
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