Dear Miss Moony,

I enjoyed our game this season, you know you only got that snitch because someone hit me with the bludger right? Next time you won't be so lucky and will have to look up at me holding the ball aloft with everyone cheering for me. I've already asked dad to buy me a new broom, its going to be really fast, you'll see.

Have a nice summer my serpentine friend!

Yours,
Blair Greyback