WE'RE STARTING OFF ON A HIGH NOTE, FRIENDS.

Lynn: my dog just decided the dryer sheets were going to be her new thing to chew
Lynn: upside is she smells like lavender now
Te: Oh geez Lynn
Bee: oh boy
Lynn: she really likes the dryer sheet smell. When we wash her blanket she goes and rolls around in it until it's covered in dog hair again >>
Olive: omg lavender dogs
Olive: Bear likes rubbing his face in the lavender bushes and he comes in smelling perfumed
Olive: he also does this with the rosemary bush
Kayte: He just likes rubbing his face in bushes, clearly
Olive: he actually does
Kayte:
Lynn: ew kayte
Olive: especially after I take his snout wrapper off. He'll rub his face on every bush
Lynn: gross
Olive: OMG
Olive: NO
Olive: although
Lynn: NO
Olive: he does headbutt me in the crotch when he wants to itch his face
Te: what
Te: I'm so confused
Bee: I look away for 30 seconds
Kayte: On that note, I'm off to bed
Lynn: Kayte's got a gutterbrain
Bee: what happened to this conversation
Te: OHHHH
Te: ahahaha totally missed that
Te: Olive's dog likes her bush
Te: @Bee
Olive: EW TE NO
Bee: omg Te that's one way to pu tit
Olive: ahahaha tit
Te: TIT
Olive: BUT NO
Bee: . . .
Te: We'e descended into madness friends

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*talking about anxiety*

Me: You know what that one movie says: "Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
Kelly: Why do you think I don't play sports?

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Olive, the light of our lives.

1 min ago
Olive on Suicune: then again if i were a cat I'd probably be like AHHHHHH WTF GIANT DOG SOMEONE MAKE IT GO AWAY
2 mins ago
Olive on Suicune: if i were a cat I'd be purring
3 mins ago
Olive on Suicune: I am so content rn after that food

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Bree: Werewolf and a vampire sitting in a tree, B-I-T-I-N-G
Me: What would happen if a werewolf bit a vampire?
Bree: The vampire would turn sparkly.

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Magic by Elaine!

Bree has been sharing photos of what it looks like where she went today with me and this comment of hers I can't help but say sing song xD:

Bree: Hoooome on the raaaange, where there's literally nothing but plaaaaains

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Meeka: Hurl Albert and Mathias at Anais after shes out
Meeka: wait
Meeka: not mathias

I'd give Meeka a pass because it's was 4:30am here, but it was like 5:30pm for her :P

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set by Stef <333

This is what happens when I summon the wand committee in the cbox:

Kit: lmao olive. 9", penis, rigid, unicorn tail hair. ah yes, the perfect wand though it sometimes goes off earlier than it should

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Lauren: Jesus Christ almighty the pb for Louisa Lupin looks TERRIFYINGLY like someone I used to go out with

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MJ made this!

30 secs ago
Fawkes: but from what i've seen its more like 'people pretending their kink isnt a kink for daytime TV'
55 secs ago
Fawkes: my mom has found a show called 'extreme animal obsessions

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Arthur is also like the Ghost of Christmas Past w/ UCPBs
"you, too, can disgrace your family and fall a class"
"do you want to see my house"
"there's mold"
— Beanie via Skype

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no context.

Kayte: He did come for easter
Kayte: but did he come for easter?

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35 secs ago
Nichole.mobile: Litterallyand figuratively
60 secs ago
Nichole.mobile: I left the beach and I'm salty

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2:30AM skype with Ocean

Ocean: "romantically involved with Maddie"??? What??
Bree: You didn't know that?
Ocean: No??
Bree: Ocean it's literally been a year.
Bree: Ocean where have you been?
Ocean: I know he went over to her house drunk
Ocean: And that he suggested they elope at some point
Bree: And that didn't give you any hint?
Ocean: I guess not

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Don't @ me, it's almost the end of 4/20 I had to get my joke in somehow

[edit: I feel I should clarify that I live in a place where weed is 100% legal, which is why I feel comfortable making this joke]

20 secs ago
Lady: ....that was a bad joke.
20 secs ago
Bree: bahaha
25 secs ago
Lady: BADUM-TSSSS
30 secs ago
Lady: I'm not surprised, it's 4/20
40 secs ago
Bree: the trees stole them :O
50 secs ago
Lady: Ok what'd I do with my pants

  

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Jon is too much, honestly

Bree: Apparently I have 66 current threads #saveme
Jon: Heh 66
Jon: Wait no 69 is the sex number not 66 Nevermind
Jon: I'm tired leave me alone

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*on voice chat with Jon while Kelly's in the messaging section of skype*

Me: *does some nondescript accent*
Jon: Is that your sorry attempt at a British accent?
Me: pffft no, it's just something made up
[discourse about British accents ensue]

*Kelly appears in messaging area*

Jon: *in messaging* Bree just said British accents are made up
Me: *in messaging* TECHNICALLY THEY ARE

*Kelly gets on voice*

Jon: Kelly, save me from Bree.
Me: No, we're both Americans, Kelly. Help me! Revolutionary War par 2!
Kelly: [to Jon] Our tea is better than your tea.
Jon: *gasps, suddenly disappears from voice*
Kelly: ... We've won.

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