4th June, 1888
My dear “For Those Not Fond of Dancing”,
I stumbled across your advertisement in the latest edition of Witch Weekly. While I am afraid that I myself do not fit the bill of what it is you are looking for, I was struck by what you had to say, and felt that I must reach out to you nonetheless. You seem, on paper, as though you would make a husband that is devoted indeed, and I find myself compelled to help you in this journey.
As to my credentials, well, I found my own name in that same publication that you chose to publish in. Look more deeply, if you question my motivations, but do not hesitate to seek me out. I may be your best ally in this most admirable of quests.
Sincerely,
I. Valentine