Hi all! So I'm working on a new wc character who is very unlucky. So im looking for some help with freak accidents and unfortunate yet somewhat funny things that have happened in his 28 years of life. Particularly to his mom and possibly to a sibling. Give me your weird, your wacky, your all the crazy to work... So, any ideas?

  

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He could have fallen victim to a variety of magical accidents:

• Splinched himself
  
• Had potions blow up in his face
  
• Bought the wrong kind of plants for his garden only to have them cause rashes, etc.
  
• Magic gave him a tail?? Idk.
  
• Magical illness that left him with a different color hair

Other, more exasperating things could be:

• Magical cult decided to pursue illegal magic near where he lived, prompting to Ministry investigations (maybe while an important event was supposed to be going on near his home?)
  
• Infestation of billywigs or other magical creature
  
• MoM accident causes House-Elves to be relocated to his home
  
• Having an address connected to the floo that's similar to a very popular one, prompting drunks, etc. to floo there by accident
  

  

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Lost a testicle because he put his wand in his pocket.

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

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Flock of birds poop on their face, they run into and topple over a few women--maybe the mother/siblings since you mentioned that--and proceeds to fall in a fountain

Tries drugs for the first time, bad batch, wakes up in an alley with a rat gnawing off a finger/toe/ear

Interesting encounter with a vintage dildo because IT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

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He walked in on his parents having kinky sex [which can definitely channel into the dildo scenario ]

He and his sister pulled a Ross & Monica from Friends where both their first kisses were accidentally with each other; he kisses what he thinks is his crush in the dark, but it's actually his sister.

Dogs have eaten his homework.

Everytime the black house crosses his bath, he drops whatever is in his hands.

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