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Witch Weekly · November 15, 2021 – 2:14 AM

Missed Connections
Caps Off To the couple who used a public fare carriage in Magical London on the date of November 5th, 1891. Time, approximately 3 in the afternoon. I had a dark brown cap that I had left inside of the carriage. The driver informs me that you claimed it for yourself. Please do give it back, I am rather fond of it and it is mine in the first place. If you are so inclined, please leave it at the pick up point of that very same carriage. Apologies To the young man that I was speaking with in Padmore Park, I am very sorry that I accused you of murdering me. I know now that I am actually quite alive and that it was all a sordid prank done by a bitter, old soul. We never even got to exchange names because I was too busy accusing you of having killed me. You were quite handsome with eyes bluer than the sea at the Sanditon Resort. Should you be so inclined to give me another chance to redeem my dignity, please meet me by Padmore Pond. What Are You? Please do not take this as an indication that I wish any further acquaintance with you. I simply must know as it has been keeping me awake: what was your Devine Ball costume meant to be? You were wearing feathers, whiskers and seemed quite pleased about how the feathers would change colors depending on your mood. Simply respond to this ad as I have no wish to know you beyond that first meeting.	Fight Me I had just lost my duel during the latest dueling tournament and I swear you were laughing at me. You even met my eyes and dared to smirk with that awful purple ascot you were wearing. Meet me at dawn by the Black Lake, you coward. I just want to 'talk'. In Love & Death I saw you but for a fleeting moment at the dance recently put on by the Spirit Division. I was your beau in life and had no idea you had returned as a ghost. I write this in the hopes that someone close to you that might still be living might read this entry to you. You looked as beautiful as the last day I saw you although you are now quite transparent. You had on that hat with the bird and flowers I so often teased you about during our promenades. Even now, I love you still and have never married for love of you. Might we still be together? If those Fudge folk can do it, I do not see why we can not? Ignite My Soul You wore a green vest with an overcoat of darker green. Your tie clip was golden with an emerald gem embedded within it. We made eyes over the ambience of the bonfire that burned pink. I know you feel the same so meet me at The Painted Lady so that we might get to know one another over a nice cup of tea.	May I Bid For Attention? You were a lovely young debutante in a sky blue dress with a matching fan at the Charity Ball. I so hoped that I could put in a bid for a dance with you. I was much too shy, however. I did notice that you would glance at me every now and then. I believe you even smiled! I am sending this in to Witch Weekly in the hopes that you might chance upon this and know that I am thinking about you fondly. Ships Passing You were wearing a charming yellow dress with light blue trimming. You looked like a summer day in a dress with your beautiful smile. You were getting onto the train at Hogsmeade Station and I was just getting off. Our eyes met but for a moment but it was enough for me to know that I just might adore you. If you feel the same, I will be waiting at the Station every Friday at 4 in the afternoon.
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