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Witch Weekly · September 21, 2021 – 12:11 PM

Missed Connections
Check Mate? We played chess together, and I'm certain you know my name just as I know yours. It would be impertinent to send you a letter given the circumstances of our meeting, but I plead: if you remember me, and you found yourself thinking about me after our game concluded, take this as a sign from the heavens to send me a letter. Wild About You We locked eyes at Mrs. Marrowminds ball shortly because you took on the features of a cat, complete with a tail. You looked most adorable, my little kitten. Please do write back if you think you should like to meet again. I was the one who took on wolf features. I promise that I do not bite.	For The Would Be Criminal I happened upon you as you were trying to break into my fathers study via the window. I gave you a five minute head start before I called the authorities. I am told that they did not catch you. I can only assume that you got away cleanly. However, don't you think we made a connection? I am not sure how you might come to come across this ad but I had to give it a try. I will be waiting by the window nightly until you steal back into it.	Idiot at Hogsmeade Station I was saying goodbye to one of my siblings who was going off on the train. Then I saw you who looks too much of an idiot to not be one. You know who you are. Poetic Warnings In response to... The fact that my neighbor turned my wife into a pig after yet another argument about how our gardener does the hedges leads me to believe the first poem was a warning about this. However, I do not believe that Seers are real. I think you are a charlatan that planned for this to happen. Do come forward so that you can turn my wife back into a human! No matter what spell I cast, it does not take and I do not want to involve the Ministry as I firmly believe they are out to get me.
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