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Witch Weekly · June 21, 2020 – 6:29 PM

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Dear Witch Weekly
I very much have taken offense to your article on the latest debutantes that have come out into society. Just because one's father seemed to have made the terrible choice to go to bed with a vampire does not make the young woman any more terrible than any other. I personally think she might have better prospects than Sweetie Whitledge who was terrible to me during our time in school together whilst Miss Ruskin was very much a sweetheart. Perhaps a man that would enjoy a sweet-tempered wife would find Miss Ruskin a wonderful husband. If my brother weren't such a bore, I would set them up myself!
Sincerely,
An Unprejudiced Socialite

Dear Witch Weekly,
Thanks to your Spinster quiz, I have decided to embrace my destiny despite being quite young. I have had many suitors but have thought them to all be terrible bores or else not suitable to my preferences. Instead, I have chosen to move into a home with my best friend from Hogwarts and live out our spinster lives together making hats. Thank you so much for opening up my eyes to my destined path.
Sincerely,
Happy Spinster

Dear Witch Weekly
I can hardly believe what I have read in your May 10th edition! I will be cancelling my subscription and urging all those in my knitting circle to the same! Flashing ankles is the first step to finding ones self with child. All of you should be ashamed of yourself for advocating for young women to flash their ankles to catch a man. Believe you me, men captured by such means are only those that wish a wife for a harlot!
Sincerely,
Mama Knows Best

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