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Witch Weekly · September 16, 2019 – 1:36 AM

Which of the March sisters are you?

‘Little Women’ may have been written by a muggle - and an American, at that - but it has nevertheless become a classic of literature among our own young ladies. It is universally held that every girl can, in spirit, be distilled into the character of one of the four March sisters. But are you Amy, Beth, Meg or Jo?

You were born...
a) the eldest child. Is it that obvious?
b) to disappointment you were not a boy. Perhaps even your own.
c) so quietly it's a wonder anyone noticed you.
d) the baby of the family, or just desperate for attention.

In your spare time, you most enjoy...
a) shopping for new clothes.
b) climbing trees like a hooligan.
c) playing the piano and keeping to yourself.
d) showing off your artistic skills.

At Hogwarts, you were a...
a) Ravenclaw.
b) Gryffindor.
c) Hufflepuff.
d) Slytherin.

After your death, you would like to be remembered...
a) as the perfect daughter; perfect wife; perfect mother - just all around perfect.
b) for being famous, forthright and free.
c) you don't mind being remembered, so long as you were loved.
d) for your wealth of talents and personal achievements. (And your splendiferous vocabulary.)

Finally, what is the greatest trial of your life?
a) Not being rich enough for pretty silks.
b) People telling you to be proper.
c) The piano not being in tune. (No: in fact everything's a trial, you have anxiety.)
d) Your nose, and pickled limes.

Mostly A's
You are Meg March. Elegant and responsible, you are a good role model and are sure to marry well, for love if not for money. You have a fondness for luxuries and leisure that, if you try, you will be able to overcome in order to live a happy life, although everyone is secretly sick of your constant complaining. And take greater care when curling your hair.

Mostly B's
You are Jo March. You are not a lost cause yet, but your desire for independence may ruin you if you let it. You have spirit in buckets, a fierce temper and grand ideas - but clean up your act now and learn to be a lady, otherwise you'll end up married at the very last minute to some German man.

Mostly C's
You are Beth March. Oh dear, you are a lost cause. It is no flaw to be sweet or self-sacrificing, but your shyness and placid nature make you rather boring, and you have a habit of fading into the background. Stop doting on people so and do something with your life, before you wind up dying young and terribly forgettable.

Mostly D's
You are Amy March. You are destined to have it all, to see the world and marry the handsome fellow you have your sights on: only you may have to rub some people the wrong way in order to get it. Still, follow your ambitions and shed some of your spoilt tendencies, and in the end you won't mind so much about not being remotely likeable.

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