Alright, long story short, I recently learned about Tycho Brahe's drunk moose party antics and have also been shopping around for fun ways to kill Victor when his time comes and I believe I may be able to marry the two up.

I'd like one of his friends from the club/general wealthy society dudes to gift him this pet on his upcoming birthday in August. I'll be using it for silly thread premises up until it kills him. I would then like someone to adopt it (the same friend who gave it to him, possibly? Someone else who is woefully ill-equipped to deal with this but isn't bothered by taking in a pet who just committed manslaughter? A creature aficionado? whoever)

So far my top contenders:

- A hippopotamus that he can try to ride across a lake while drunk, resulting in his untimely drowning.

- A kangaroo which has been trained to box and can accidentally kick him out of a second story window.

- A leucrotta trained to mimic voices as a party trick which crushes him in its mouth after someone dared him to climb inside.

- A matagot that he accidentally pisses off somehow which them clones itself enough to swarm him

- A baby elephant which will accidentally step on him when it grows too large to perform tricks in crowded parties.

I am also very open to entertaining suggestions xD

If you have someone who could gift him one of these things next month or adopt it after he dies, speak up! Otherwise, if you have a strong preference towards seeing one or the other of these things at upcoming open threads doing party tricks, let me know xD

  

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Fabulous set by Lady!

You do realise Hippos are one of the most aggressive territorial African animals and cause so many deaths. It doesnt even have to be a hippo ride and accidental drowning....

  

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Thanks go to the marvelous MJ for her sensational set.

Yes, I'm aware, but this is a party trick hippo and therefore does not usually kill people :P

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   Greta Gillenwater

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MJ made this <3

I already cast my vote, but this reminds me of this lovely photo of Dali and his pet anteater:



Rich people and/or eccentrics and their wtf pets.><

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MJ, yet again working her magic.  <3 <3 Thank you

LEUCROTTA

  

I would vote for something ridiculous like a platypus that is such a weird pet, that is not usually deadly to humans - but Victor just happens to be unluckily allergic to the venom.

  

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MJ is a National Treasure

Ellory would adopt a kangaroo or the baby elephant unless Lucius had her at gunpoint, if you want the animal to stick around xD