Olive, 10:55 PM
welcome to 4am GMT
Olive, 10:55 PM
the temperature is cool and the night is young
Lauren, 10:56 PM
Its terrible and I hate it
Olive, 10:56 PM
4am is a great hour!
5am is the start of the downward slope of "I'm not going to see the morning unless I'm an exhausted husk"
Lady, 10:56 PM
Oh my god you guys
Lauren, 10:56 PM
Behave yourself Olive it's not even the witching hour

  

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AMAZING set by MJ

[×][o]Lynn: I had to google winterizing sailboats earlier and all my google results were way too modern D<
60 secs ago
[×]MJ: who does google think i am
60 secs ago
[×][o]Lynn: lmaoooo yeah can't relate
1 min ago
[×]MJ: i realise no one else will know this exact feel, but, that feel where you have to do research on hedgehog saliva for a post

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MJ made this!

Lynn: HEY SO if Alfred touches her do you want me to end the post there or keep going
Lynn: like touches her shoulders not like "touches her" >>
Lynn: you knew what I meant
Emma: Obviously
Emma: Alfred isn't ben
Emma: Don't need to worry about inappropriate touches
Emma: Unless you're Zelda
Emma: Then you do
Lynn: well even then it takes a lot of build up
Emma: Or drunkenness in a garden
Lynn: they have achieved less than one orgasm per year of knowing each other so he's honestly doing pretty well
Emma: Accurate unit of measurement

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MJ made the most Alfredy of sets and then two years later she made it EVEN BETTER

Lauren, 11:44 AM
Is it lycanthropy? Is it menopause? We'll never know.

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— mj makes pretty things! —

[×][o]Lynn: He might go to jail instead!
30 secs ago
[×][o]Lynn: were you worried he was going to be sad and mopey forever? Worry no more!
40 secs ago
[×][o]Lynn: huzzah! ben making poor decisions once again!

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   Reuben Crouch

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set by MJ <3

Soph, over an audio clip message: So you know in the PG-13 version Zeus appears as golden rain? Except it wouldn't be the PG-13 version. It would be the R version. I think you know what I mean. I'm trying to make this kid-friendly because I know you live with kids.

OMG it got even better:
Soph, audio clip: And I really hope if he and Minty hit it off she can come to one and be like: Fuck. Except she wouldn't say fuck. But she'd be like: why did you bring me here?? why are these people naked??

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Lou made this! <3

MJ: that feel when u eat ur ex-boyfriend

  

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MJ made this!

(about rapid-threading)

Soph: Let's do Ford and Elmer
Lynn: YES LET'S.
Lynn: that is perfect, I can read Edgar Allan Poe in between posts
Soph: Hahaha I've not read any for years >.>
Soph: they should switch to talking about Dostoyevsky's notes from the underground because that's something I've read recently
Lynn: lol I've never read that xD
Soph: WHO'S GONNA FEEL UNCULTURED NOW

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   Cassius Lestrange

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Set by Lady!

MJ: did you think I put him there for anything else than dodgy dealings for his friends?

  

Lauren: Just wait, now all your characters will be furniture that sings jaunty songs
MJ: omg i just also remembered that novel where the guy is cursed to be a sofa until virgins have sex on him?
Olive: omg Mj that's a thing?!
Lauren: ...what book is that?
Olive: that sounds like an obscure erotic novel
Lauren: That is very unerotic from the sofa's perspective
MJ: plot twist: it's called the sofa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sofa:_A_Moral_Tale
Olive: and the moral of this story is - use the bed
Lauren: Oh it's French, that makes sense

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MJ made this!

MJ: sorry pals i went off on a wiki tangent and found another weird french novel https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indiscreet_Jewels
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indiscreet_Jewels
Beanie: "the genitals ("discreet jewels") begin speaking of their past amorous experiences to the confusion and consternation of their owner." new swp idea just dropped
MJ: hogsmeade vs the talking vaginas
Olive: Omfg
Lauren: Imagine how chatty Ursula's would be though?
So many stories to tell

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Beanie: [delighted squawk]

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   Amelia Evans

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

— graphics by lady ❤ —

Beanie: who's gonna stop you, me?

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   Reuben Crouch

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

— graphics by lady ❤ —

just some quotes from when we were dezzarting

Kayte: Dezzart is now a bath of misery

Beanie: they are both v much a bummer right out the gate
Kayte: Oh good, maybe I'll break out the depressing playlist
spoiler: it is called "literal emo"

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   Desdemona Pettigrew

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set by MJ <3

Olive: Valerian could just shoot him in the fairy

  

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Olive: If Charles and Valerian had a son together
Bree: ... not a message i was expecting to see but
Bree: i'm intrigued
Olive: That poor child would have a double helping of the mamas boy gene and nowhere to use it
Olive: That'd be too much mama's boy for one human container, Freud would lay a golden egg

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