this will be fun and terrible

the plotting convos i like to have

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MJ made this!

in which Tig becomes a "Karen"

17 mins ago
Olive: "The wands aren't worth the hype anyway, they're clearly made from inferior materials. I tried one and got a splinter. You can't go around giving people splinters that's assault"
19 mins ago
Olive: "I wouldn't let my cat buy a wand here"
20 mins ago
Kit: :teehee:
21 mins ago
Olive: "The owner was shockingly rude and made horrible insinuations attacking my character and basically slandered me. I will be taking this further. Don't shop here."
21 mins ago
Finn: rofl
22 mins ago
Olive: hopefully she wouldn't have the I Want To Speak To Your Manager haircut
22 mins ago
Kaytephone:
23 mins ago
Olive: If this were modern day Tig would be leaving a nasty google review for Ollivanderss

  

We need Nancy Drew or Miss Phryne Fisher on this mystery, stat!

2 mins ago
Nichole.Gremlin v.2: You guys are great okay never change
3 mins ago
Kit: :teehee:
6 mins ago
Lady: baahaha
7 mins ago
Olive: GOSH WHAT A MYSTERY
7 mins ago
Olive: WE DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS
7 mins ago
Lady: Hhahah again, Olive? xD
8 mins ago
Rune: hi!!!
9 mins ago
Olive: Hi Rune!
9 mins ago
Olive: we may never know who
9 mins ago
Olive: someone fell asleep on the couch again

  

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graphics by Lady!

Just....I'm dying.

25 secs ago
[×][o]Emma (RSG): I didn't mean that dirtily for the record <_<
50 secs ago
[×][o]Emma (RSG): Who needs love when you have work
50 secs ago
[×]Kayte: That is...a visual
1 min ago
[×][o]Emma (RSG): I lowkey ship elias/his brooms

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It's better without context, tbh.

10 secs ago
[×][o]Olive on Suicune: whisper to me like one of your french trolls

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Olive: -licks finger and sticks it in the air- Ah yes, the AC approaches

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AMAZING set by MJ

Brought to you by watching Emma (2020). XD

breerosieyToday at 8:25 PM
why are all these rich men so dramatic

kit24601Today at 8:25 PM
nothing else to do with their time jk

breerosieyToday at 8:25 PM
woe is me, i have a carriage i can afford to not use

breerosieyToday at 8:25 PM
whatever shall i do

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Kayte: DO I GET CATTY WHEN I AM HUNGRY: yes
Kayte: Also I am always hungry
Kayte: so

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Me: I never realized I had such strong Disney opinions
Fawkes: tbf i have a hard time imagining you having opinions that aren't strong

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#OliveOutOfContext

I wish I was an octopus

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Y’know when you wake up, skim the cbox, see a conversation about era appropriate terminology for penises and think to yourself, “....yeah that sounds about right.”?

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: oops that's my dick search specifically

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: https://ht.ac.uk/category/?type=search&word=penis&page=1#id=25986 this is where it's at now though

2 hours ago
Bee: that is totally an Olive thing to have

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: I've got a victorian slang dictionary ebook in my bookmarks but that's like not organized easily

2 hours ago
MJ: /if anyone did it would have been you

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: I did also find another thing like that the other evening for my Nova post which is still open in my tabs

2 hours ago
MJ: i feel like i definitely remember a very specific website for that

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: probably

2 hours ago
MJ: didn't you once find that database of historical slang terms for penises olive?

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: intimate/private parts/nether regions etc all sound way too coy

2 hours ago
Bree: omg olive

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: what does Spryly call penises

2 hours ago
Olive on Suicune: I'm suddenly faced with a difficult question

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Sabina on PMs:

I blacked out and forgot that Odira hasn't been your main acct for years

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If I could marry Bee I would but I can't so I ship our characters instead.

Sabina on PMs:

I blacked out and forgot that Odira hasn't been your main acct for years

This still upsets me!

  

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^  Look what Lady did  ^

MJ, to Olive: a noble quest, but oh the hubris

  

MJ: olive constantly spinning a roulette wheel on her life

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out-of-context olive:

omg i thought i saw you on the beach
but it was my barbecue

listen to my feet slapping

dare you to poke my bamboo

i see you assaulting Clyde

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