The boss-woman's got her priorities straight. Bottom's up!

2 hours ago
Kayte: Slightly better as long as you can type :P
2 hours ago
Olive: *gently decomposes*
2 hours ago
Kayte: you need to do the AC next wekend Bean and I are both busy
2 hours ago
Kayte: Please don't do that Olivia
2 hours ago
Olive: *dies*

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Willow has seriously got the right idea and I say everyone should be allowed to employ such tactics.
(bottoms up for both!)

4 hours ago
Willow: Orrrr just "desensitize" them right in the balls with your foot ^________^
4 hours ago
Willow: Oh dear. :/
4 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: I learned today that city life is going to quickly desensitize me to catcalling

And thus continues the saga of Nichole vs. The City....
(edited chat for brevity)

2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: This is why i dont live alone oops
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: Now if only i could figure out how to connect to the not gues wifi
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: I know im a spazz. This is why i practice not dive head first
2 hours ago
Kayte: xD
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: It was alsoand tomorrow will be a test run to the labs on the other side of town
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: This is why i did a test run to school before school actually started. So i had the kinks worked out before i had a deadline!
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: I know now
2 hours ago
Kayte: my sweet summer child
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: That made my 1 and 15 minute trip into a nearly 3 hour trio
2 hours ago
Kayte: ...
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: Not doing that again
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: I missed it intentionally. Because i wanted to see how long it took for it to turn around so i didnt have to cross the road
2 hours ago
Kayte: you get off at the next stop and grab it in the opposite direction xD
2 hours ago
Kayte: omg child you don't loop around!
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: I've never lived somewhere big enough to have public transportation before???
2 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: Late but kayte yes i missed my stop and had to ride the loop around. And ummm yes yes it is
Kayte: b) Is this literally your first time on a bus child?!
2 hours ago
Kayte: a) Why are you still on this bus
2 hours ago
Kayte: So two questions xD
3 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: New lesson: Dont drink from water bottles with wide openings on a bus
3 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: And full of regret
3 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: I'm so lost
3 hours ago
Grimlin Nichole: Do I know where I am? Nope

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Welcome to The Iron Fang Inn.

6 mins ago
Jon: ty dad
6 mins ago
Eve: ... who I almost called son
6 mins ago
Eve: Tag Jon

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MJ made the pretties

Ocean: Cold tea is better than Hot tea
Jon: *leaves voice chat*

America has won the Revolutionary War Again!

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   Edric Umbridge

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MJ made the pretties

Still on tea:

15 secs ago
[×][o]Jon: how do i ban myself

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

— graphics by lady ❤ —

On Skype, discussing the highest points of places:

Kelly, with an inquisitive tone: What's the highest point in the US?
Bree, with the most serious tone I have ever heard: Well, I believe one of the mountains Kelly!

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   Mireille Smith

And another!

Bree: "Do House Elves have dicks?"

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   Chrysanta Ruskin {Ocean}

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And another!

Bree: "Do House Elves have dicks?"

But DO THEY?

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— set by mj  —

And another!

Bree: "Do House Elves have dicks?"

But DO THEY?

I ASSUME SO

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   Pumpkin Whitledge

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60 secs ago
Kelly-Note: Always causual about character murder on Charming
1 min ago
Kelly-Note: I can post Sweetie unless Ocean wants to post?
1 min ago
Kit: im in ps doing an aesthetic thing for cane, peek over and first thing i see xD
2 mins ago
3 mins ago
Ocean: it was very casual
Kit: "Is she dead yet?" made me just laugh-snort so hard omg xD
Kelly-Note: Is she dead yet?
3 mins ago

  

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MJ made the pretties

35 secs ago
[×]Lady: LOL
35 secs ago
[×][o]Kit: making sure he's alive X
50 secs ago
[×][o]Nichole: also we were always kinda paranoid we'd walk in and he'd be dead on his rolly chair
2 mins ago
[×][o]Nichole: my class had bad aim. they were these little like bouncy ball sized things and idk what the point was but we were suposed to be throwing them at carbon paper??
2 mins ago
[×]Lady: stone balls...?
3 mins ago
[×][o]Nichole: my hs physics memories are all pretty much getting the teacher off topic and accidentally hitting him with little stone balls

  

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i refuse to break myself into bite sized pieces
i will stay whole, and you will
choke
※

Olive: Ursula muse is a bit pouty that their last thread is about Rufina's feeilngs tbh

This is incredibly on brand, TBH

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— graphics by mj ♥ —

Bree: *makes dying sounds*
Me: Go post, you dying walrus!
Bree: *starts cackling and continues to make dying sounds*

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Magic by Elaine!

Nichole: would you be interested in a holly/mander thread soon-ish? aka at least one last harrah before mander graduates
Bree: as long as it can have a "I hope you die before I graduate" undertone on Holly's part
Nichole: of course, what else would we expect!

At least we're on the same page! xD

  

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— set by MJ <3 —

Nichole: "We need a plot!"

Bree: "We need a font?"

Nichole: "A plot. Why would we need a font?"

Skype calls at 1am.

  

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look at the pretties mj made me!!!

The fruit of her womb that went off in transit.

Ambrosia Selwyn

I am dead!! Husband thought I had gone daft giggling at my phone!

  

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