Chats with Stef. Listen, I have no excuse except I bought some non-smut books today :P

Barnabas Beck

Effie — Today at 1:34 PM
apparently its a Alocasia Melo according to google
lemme take a pic
i love it though because its so THICK feeling

lady — Today at 1:36 PM
Ooo pretty!! Also love the nails

Effie — Today at 1:36 PM
like armor leaves

lady — Today at 1:36 PM
Yeah I was gonna say the leaf looks really hardy

Effie — Today at 1:37 PM
this is how they describe on one of the care pages i still have pulled up
"Once you run your hands over the deeply ribbed and highly textured foliage, you will think you are caressing a walnut!"

lady — Today at 1:43 PM
omg ive been reading way too much smut

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

Bee: if it weren’t for humans, pandas would have gone extinct like a hundred years ago.
MJ: as. They. Should.

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We're funny people, especially when drunk and playing board games, but really just in general.

I'm so excited to brush my teeth.
You're going to be late for Jesus!
If you're trying to welcome people, don't sound like a horror movie.
Dinosaurs are better in motion (including a hand movement)
Stop quoting me!
So this is where you find a husband!
My asscheeks are buoyant!
Trevor the pervy bullfrog
Underwater frolicking
I just like watching men cry, to me it's funny.
It's like Shrodinger's parking
Technically, he capered on me.
Sometimes you like to do a plié
Not my eggs not my problem!
My eggs are geriatric
I just spent $100 on neocitrin
"Holding hands is hard when you have wide hips"
"That's child!"
I don't have brains to save.
Shrodinger's wingspan
Awww fork
Resting nice face.
Mr. Aggressively Average
Nothing beats your first time.
He's rich in hair.
Insect-ual
I'm here for vibes and vibes only

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Nichole: she literally has until menopause so yes she does

yep.

  

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Beanie: did starting that cash open ruin my ability to tap into hornydesperate 28 year old

#justCharmingproblems

  

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For Charles Whymper on Charley Goode, whose ego just swelled to astronomical

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MJ: man this is like an infinitely more fucked up version of heartstopper

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MJ made this!

You know how it goes. Bottoms up.

Bee: girl I am so deep into a bottle of whiskey I can hardly string sentences together/
8 mins ago
Nichole: bows you cannot tell me you didnt think of that at all when you strung that togehter
9 mins ago
Bee: but in a good way XD
9 mins ago
Bee: my poor husband thinks I have lost my mind
9 mins ago
Bee: I cackled Nichole XD
9 mins ago
Bee: OMG YES
10 mins ago
Bee:
10 mins ago
Nichole: i mean idk if sock on the door was a ve thing but... it works
10 mins ago
Bee: yet
10 mins ago
Beanie: AND THAT COULD CHANGE !
10 mins ago
Beanie: I feel confident that Declan and Sage have NOT
10 mins ago
Bee: at least I know Sage/Locke (Socke?) have already gotten it on
12 mins ago
Nichole: no it is perfect
12 mins ago
Bee: Drunk!Bee posting flirty!Sage is Dangerous

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pretties by bee!!

Olive: bold of you to assume what part of the spectrum of platypenis enthusiasm we all land on tbh

you said it, now it can live in contextless infamy

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

Beanie: I LOVE MORNING WOOD JOKES
Also Beanie a moment later: ALSO FEELS ETC

yanno xD

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Fawkes about seeing shirtless Dean: Holy shit does he have that Dorito vibe

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Lady: I've got dynasties on you, bitch.

If only I had her level of sass

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stunning set by Lady <3

Fawkes: That's where I draw the line. Naked, slippery, and blind

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

Lynn: Fun fact
Lynn: Nova and Don Juan were Hogwarts yearmates
Olive: HA
Olive: they weren't in the same house were they?
Lynn: No he's a Gryffindor
Lynn: But they would've had classes together
Olive: bahahaha
Lynn: This is what I wrote about him as a kid
> He wants very badly to distinguish himself amongst first his siblings and later, when he goes to Hogwarts, his friends and peers — but has a buried suspicion that deep down he is fairly ordinary. To cover this grave but hidden sin he is ostentatious from an early age, attaching himself to whatever scheme seems most likely to provoke reactions from his friends. He is also (obviously, probably, given his parents) deeply obsessed with poetic ideals and gothic romance.
Olive: WELP Nova should probably have been oblivious otherwise he'd have been a prime crush hazard
Lynn: lmfao
Lynn: November "any Dempsey will do" Crouch
Olive: can one woman crush on an entire family at once?

  

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MJ made this <3

LYNN: Consider: you have a demeanor that just suggests you are always in need of snacks
BEANIE: I give off a vibe of orphan waif

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Post-nap Steph is extra delightful

Bee: is January 1 at the skating rink a good spot for the Owens girls?
Bee: I feel like it has Potential to be Hilarious
Steph: So. Short answer is Yes.
Steph: Long answer is I was like "hang on is Lorelei doing anything currently there" and then tried to google it.
Steph: I may have just woken up from a nap.

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