I was thinking 'bout how we all totally fancy some of our own characters (admit it ok, this is a safe space <3), which led me on to this:

Out of all your characters, you have to pick one to kiss, one to marry, and one to kill!

(I only have one character, so Natty here will be having a busy day.)

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With only 3 characters, it's easy. XD

Marry Harry. We could be each other's beards. Perfect.

Kiss Fiona Little because Brooke Nevin is very pretty.

Kill poor Lucy Tatting because she is a child and the other two cannot apply. :P

  

Of my actives:

Kiss - Enid Glynn - Kiss the pretty lady
Marry - Oryndia Noble - Marry the rich pretty lady
Kill - @"Cecilia Bulstrode" - Kill the anxious rich lady, likely robbery, not gonna lie

Of the whole lot (cause you know you love them):

Kiss - Richelle O'Connell - My fiesty lady. Couldn't handle that kinda dynamic long term though
Marry - I say Lannister for the chaos, but Elaine says I should marry Conri Power
Kill - Warwick Nott - Jerk Face

  

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Magic by MJ

Marry Ford, poor thing tries so hard. Or Alfred but only in a universe where I was Zelda bc being married to someone deeply in love with someone else would suck.

Kiss - if it's just about looks then Oz Dempsey but I feel like he would do something weird like check himself out in a mirror during the act so. If we're factoring behavior in, not Oz. Maybe... Ben? IDK I don't go out of my way to pick PBs I find attractive, in fact if anything it's something I try to avoid for many characters xD

(I think Victor is attractive but he's noncorporeal so kissing him would be awkward)

Kill Clara Wakefield I guess? She'd do the same to me in a pinch.

  

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Set by Lady!

Marry Tycho Dodonus because blatant favoritism
Kiss Friendless Night because also blatant favoritism and he does it for a job. Must be good at it.
Kill Rupert Bingham because he'd sell me for a corn chip.

  

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Srs bonus question for everyone: kiss/marry/kill out of all charming characters. Because I think I might also marry Natty, he's hot and sad xD

I have too many characters to choose from and would find most of them incredibly annoying if I met them, but:

Kiss: Ishmael, and yes I would probably also let him bite me.
Marry: Was gonna say Conall MacKay even though he has a daughter older than me WELP, but alternatively, Porphyria Dempsey and I do not believe in marriage but could happily platonically cohabit as morbid literary spinsters? xD
Kill: Kristoffer Lestrange and I would enjoy every second of it

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

I'm including all of mine bc so many are inactive rn :P

I'd...

Marry... Freddie Prewett because he's totally my IRL ~type.
Kiss... Raphael Malfoy because he's hot but I also would want to punch him in the face if forced to speak with him for longer than a minute.
Kill... Holly Scrimgeour. I don't usually condone violence against children but I can make an exception.

  

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set by lady <3

All of mine:

KISS: Victor Carrow cause mmmmmm
MARRY: Faustus Prewett, sry Malou but the guy's proposal gift was a cottage in France by the sea, a girl can't say no to that
KILL: Does Azazel count, even though she's technically already dead?

  

For the Girls
Kiss - Adrestia Dantés - she's a hottie, dark and twisty but hot all the same
Marry - Madeleine Backus - she's a peach and I think she'd make a good wifey! - but Merida Greyback is a close second
Kill - Luna Wakefield - she's cray cray, it would probably come down to her or me.

For the Boys
Kiss - Thaddeus Flint - NGL, the dark and twisty is very appealing - apparently I have a pattern.
Marry - Murdock Greyback - I love him, think he'd a be a lot of fun as a hubby
Kill - Cadawalader Selwyn - I think a modern spouse would probably end up pushing him in front of traffic.

  

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Well this should be fun. I'll break it down like Dante!

Ladies

Smooch - Bronwyn Moony most experience
Wed - Gemma Simpson we'd never be bored xD
Un-alive - Angie Swan that bitch.

Gents

Smooch - Jack Collins mmyess
Wed - Mason Skeeter he's me in character form
Un-alive - shockingly Quincey Honeyduke love him, but he'd drive me batty and make me fat >(

  

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I'm gonna do some characters from the past...

Kiss: Killian Tabiner. What can I say? I have a thing for bad boys.
Marry: Phillip Darlington - because y'all know me.
Kill: Naeva Marshall - because we would hate each other irl.

  

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Kiss: Barnabas Beck I have to imagine he's fairly decent as the most experienced.
Marry: I was gonna say August Lynch but realized as someone that'd not really into sports he'd probably drive me completely mad always going on about it. So I'm going with Imane Tuttle for all of my foodie dreams!
Kill: Beryl Wixeldorf Having a Regina George mean girl that's toeing the line of sociopathy in my life? No thanks.

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[Please feel free to punch, cut, maim, etc. Barbie at your leisure! Death is the only thing off the table. <3]