Pls enjoy this little snippet of MJ recounting her nightmares on the Discord

MJ — Today at 7:09 PM
well so far tonight we've had investigating my grandparents' funeral director neighbour for money laundering (fine, tense but not too scary, must have been plagiarised from ozark), then my mother snapping her leg in half and me having a panic attack about it, aaand a full blown terrorist bomb attack so ?
it's all good ?

Lady — Today at 7:09 PM
Oh my god
strangely out of all of that one, I'm more interested in the funeral director one
is that borne out of anything from IRL or do you think your subconscious has it out for undertakers as a whole?

MJ — Today at 7:14 PM
well in ozark they bought a funeral home so that's the background, my grandparents' neighbour is actually a lovely man, he showed me around his embalming rooms the other year, but this year I did look at him and think "hmm if he was a fictional character I would cast Victor Garber as him" so I guess I was already halfway to this point xD
fun funeral home director facts: he cannot eat rice anymore, he's seen too many maggots

Lady — Today at 7:15 PM
mmk that's incredibly on brand for you - but most of all, in my head you said "he showed me around his embalming rooms the other year" in the most casual tone.

Lady — Today at 7:15 PM
having seen them in my hallways, I get it. But also I cannot cause I love rice too much.
Lots of practice eating food whilst watching Bones
which I get isn't the same thing
But I'm not sure I'll be anywhere near an undertaker in my lifetime, unless you have an outing planned when I come visit you MJ

MJ — Today at 7:17 PM
it was all very Canadian, he was like "here's the shed where I store bodies when the ground is too frozen for burials, and during the rest of the year I keep my ski doos here"

K BUT THE SKI DOO BIT

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Olive on the Macnair boys and their marital prospects, a true Discord gem:

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

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Soph — Today at 8:07 AM
Jasper might be interesting
He'd blame himself for the man dying

aleena — Today at 8:07 AM
lol you make this character and then traumatize him immediately
I'm chuckling so much

Soph — Today at 8:07 AM
Although I don't want him dealing with that trauma as well as his brother dating
Dying

aleena — Today at 8:07 AM
HA
the trauma of his brother dating

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MJ made this <3

no context, this is just how fawkes starts a conversation

Fawkes: I need a murder consult when next you're free

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Victor may still be alive but this comment from Dante killed me:

Although victor!! Getting hot and heavy with the future mrs and then falling into bed with the lover?!? I’m sure the only thing chris would like less than finding her intended has a boyfriend is finding out that she’s the fluffer for their rendezvous!

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Fabulous set by Lady!

MJ on discord:

lol i just spontaneously murdered some guy for funsies

and she wonders why I consult her on murder matters

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As usual, you get no context:

[×][o]Fox: BUTT WITH GLORIOUS PURPOSE

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Nichole: Bea's list of reasons to marry is very short: spite victor and not having to have a chaperone anymore

  

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Set by Lady!

MJ: sorry, Villette again, but you gotta love that Charlotte's type of man is inevitably short dark and ugly

MJ: [quoting] PUNGENT AND AUSTERE

Dante: austere I could get....but pungent.....?!!?!

Dante: smelly and cheap...what every woman wants

Kit: Some people like that. Don't kinkshame Charlotte

jksahdjasajk Kit xD There will be no kinkshaming Charlotte Bronte in the book chat, thank you.

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[in the context of planets]
Gin: I can’t remember the sentence I learned for their order
Bee: my very energetic mother just served us nine pizzas
Bee: now it's my very energetic mother just served us noodles
Gin: Hahah. I’d rather have pizza
Bee: same.

lol, we all miss pluto... Gus Lissington / Elsie Kirke

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Lady: I know, I just started noticing the difference between the curved quotation marks and just the regular straight ones that look like two little fruitflies about to copulate above the sentence

Lady, on punctuation

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Fallin: You have to up my fee to Evander saying "I love you" before I remember our child's name.

Fallin, holding me hostage and forgetting our child's name ((((

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Jen: Well... it's not incest if it's not requited...

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Sorry Nichole, I couldn't resist

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A wild Soph quote!

Soph: At this point les miserables could have been written by you, it’s you who I think of when I see that book mentioned

hahahaha move over, victor hugo

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Nova & Ghosts

Olive: Nova doesn't though
22 hours ago
MJ: mmmm we know nova, we know
22 hours ago
Olive: xD
22 hours ago
Olive: Nova would totally adopt Phyri if she was a ghost wait that's not the revelation I thought it would be
22 hours ago

Olive: she will be bitterly disappointed if he's not having an eternal existential crisis, the torment of which is crushing his soul and from which he can never escape
22 hours ago

22 hours ago
Olive: Which is creepier: Mrs. Malfoy quoting poetry or this ghost sitting on your chaise lougue?

8 Jun 23, 03:00 PM
Olive: "Which would make you contact the Ministry if you found them in your house: this spectral dead person or Mrs. Malfoy?"
8 Jun 23, 02:59 PM
Olive: "Which one most makes you feel like holding a seance: this ghost or Mrs. Malfoy?"
8 Jun 23, 02:55 PM
Olive: New party game: Ghost or Mrs. Malfoy

  

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