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Emma — Today at 7:57 PM
Satan, isn't it past your bedtime
Lady — Today at 7:57 PM
satan. bedtime. lmao
Kayte — Today at 7:57 PM
I sensed a character void
Kit — Today at 7:57 PM
satan does not sleep when she hears the sounds of writers in need of characters
like a demented bat signal
Emma — Today at 7:58 PM
I thought it was safe to venture into the chat after dark
Lady — Today at 7:59 PM
apparently it's not
Emma — Today at 7:59 PM
Never
MJ — Today at 7:59 PM
it's never safe

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Emma — Today at 00:07
"I don't like you, you're too nice"
That might be the most English thing you've ever said to me

Emma, at my complaints about Canadians & Americans being over-friendly xD

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

Emma — Today at 00:07
"I don't like you, you're too nice"
That might be the most English thing you've ever said to me

Emma, at my complaints about Canadians & Americans being over-friendly xD

I'll be sure to start off my next DM to you with an insult to combat Canadian over-friendliness. :P

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Kit: imagine wanting to cry about a man but RULE BRITANNIA starts blaring from your barrel organ

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set by Bee

we're all over the place tonight

Lady — Today at 7:41 PM
yeah once you analyze the lore it really holds about as well as cotton candy in water

Kit — Today at 7:41 PM
Oo you reminded me I have leftover cotton candy

Jordan — Today at 7:42 PM
and you reminded me of racooons

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

No-Context Beanie:

someone has to be my cuckold husband

Cassius Lestrange

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

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About this line >.>

Fawkes — Today at 21:20
ironically i can see MJ saying that philip line, like in jest
MJ — Today at 21:20
askjdhaskjdahdh
Fawkes — Today at 21:20
like actually picture it
Kayte — Today at 21:20
actually so can I tbh
MJ — Today at 21:20
love that that's when the mj comes through
Kayte — Today at 21:20
In her exact voice and with the correct facial expression
Fawkes — Today at 21:20
right?

Also:

Kayte: @Soph can I godmod Mira a lil here?
Soph: You can sure!
Soph: She’s used to that lbr

#ImperiusCursed

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look ANOTHER beautiful bee!set <3

She may end up a bit smitten after this. Because obviously "helped me not see a naked hedgehog man" is a standard to swoon for

Kit, on Darling Whitledge xD

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Athena sent me this; Autumn v Minnie

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Beautiful Set by Athena ♡ !

Athena: Ross: GO HOME THIS IS ILLEGAL Dragons: whoops, my bad sir, have a good day
5 hours ago
Sofia: "it wasn’t as if the Minister could yell at the dragons and tell them they had to go home or go to prison." LOL

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she's not even unhinged, that door is fully off the hinges

Cherry on Amarantha Valenduris

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

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Kit: endys voting for whoever he finds the sexiest
Beanie: kieran is technically also doing that

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Set by Lady!

[×][o]Stefanie: XD thankfully Barbie might as well be half sewer rat with his ability to sleep anywhere

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There have been some gems tonight so here have a Discord dump (edited for brevity):

Jordan's been here longer than we thought, y'all.

Jordan — Today at 5:12 PM
I'm 4 days away from this iirc
Emma — Today at 5:13 PM
you haven't been here a year
Emma — Today at 5:13 PM
no way
Jordan — Today at 5:13 PM
5 days
Emma — Today at 5:13 PM
bruh
Jordan — Today at 5:13 PM
Nov 12, 2022
Emma — Today at 5:13 PM
where the fuck is time going
Kayte — Today at 5:13 PM
Jordan I’m sorry WHAT
Lady — Today at 5:13 PM
omg seriously jordan
MJ — Today at 5:13 PM
hahaha see time flieeees
Jordan — Today at 5:13 PM
I KNOW RIGHT?!

Nolie, Fox and Gin are Charming's Lovable Cerberus

Lynn — Today at 5:14 PM
Nolie joined around the same time as Fox and Gin didn't she? Or shortly after?
I bundle the three of you in my brain in terms of charming tenure xD

Spoiler Alert, MJ's homicidal, who knew /s but hey at least she didn't kill me

Lady — Today at 5:17 PM
once I met MJ and found out she wasn't homicidal, meeting Olive was a cinch
MJ — Today at 5:18 PM
what do you mean i'm not homicidal ?
Lady — Today at 5:18 PM
I'M ALIVE AND HERE, AREN'T I?!
MJ — Today at 5:18 PM
just because i didn't kill you ?
Lady — Today at 5:18 PM
fine, she did not harbour any homicidal tendencies towards me nor did she ask me to partake in any sort of ritual
though now that I write that out, I'm a little insulted I didn't get asked, MJ

character ages vs our own

Athena — Today at 5:22 PM
My character would've been 27 today, I think xD
Lady — Today at 5:24 PM
omg 27
Lady — Today at 5:26 PM
it's really distressing at times when i realize i'm older than some of my characters
Athena — Today at 5:28 PM
I'm older than 4/5 of my characters.
MJ — Today at 5:28 PM
i find it distressing that tyb and i are roughly the same age (and it took me years to realise this btw)
Lynn — Today at 5:28 PM
Avoid this issue by making all your characters the same age and gender like I do >>

Charming Ages Are An Illusion

Kayte — Today at 5:31 PM
PSA that everyone on charmjng is either 22, 30, or 35 in my head with no deviation
Kayte — Today at 5:34 PM
For what it’s worth Olive is also 22 in my head
MJ — Today at 5:34 PM
(folks olive is 29)
Lynn — Today at 5:34 PM
She's 22 tho
Kayte — Today at 5:34 PM
(Older than MJ)
Athena — Today at 5:35 PM
Olive isn't even an age in my mind. She's an immortal being that sometimes graces us with her presence.
Emma — Today at 5:36 PM
aging is optional on charming

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❧ Welcome to Evergardens ❧

Emma: also, have you realized that they've never had sex in a bed

This seemed more forgivable before Emma pointed out that they've probably had more threadded sex than most Charming couples, lol.

  

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MJ made this <3

you get zero context

MJ, 4:27 PM
fawkes you would do So Well in an ancient cult

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