Lynn: short but significant tag for valerian
Bree: hm how to not have them bang
Lynn: yeah like
Lynn: idk
Bree: it's like, if they don't bang they're both going home unnecessarily horny
Lynn: well that wouldn't be the first time in ford's case so
Olive on Espeon: Think of your mothers who are both me and reconsider your life choices

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Set by Lady!

10 secs ago
[×][o]Lynnith: If Excalibur gave out end of year awards [Reuben Crouch] would get most likely to be second in a duel

He initiated the duel. PLOT TWIST!

  

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MJ about made me cry with this one!
Thread Log | Help Anne Blame the DJ

Olive: literally there is no way to describe what Valerian's doing to his wand without it sounding exactly like this sentence sounds
Olive: the french HP merch call them baguettes but that sounds even worse

Olive had another A+ day.

  

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MJ about made me cry with this one!
Thread Log | Help Anne Blame the DJ

Bottoms up, sry Ari Fisk

55 secs ago
[×][o]Kit: Tfw you fail to protect your boyfriends wife
2 mins ago
[×][o]Amy: Cliff: This is why we leave women at home. When we fork up, it isn't supposed to hurt them
2 mins ago
[×]Lady: Ben's the one who threw the flimsy shield over his shoulder that didn't make it to Dio so he also feels guilty xD
3 mins ago
[×]Lady: seriously
3 mins ago
[×][o]Amy: Clifford feels unnatural amounts of guilt about Dio having memory issues. Not his kraken; not his fault, but he still feels bad.
3 mins ago
[×]Beanie: he is cursed
3 mins ago
[×]Lady: I just re-realized that both Ari's boyfriend and his wife have suffered amnesia.

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Bree, on which first cousin Matilda Zabini is most likely to bone:

Bree: she’s more likely to try and bone faustus
Bree: not fr though, that would also be scary and incestual
Bree: more emphasis on the scary because clearly incestual isn’t a problem with lots of my characters

OH GOD IT GOT BETTER.

Beanie: you already filled your cousin incest quota for the week
Lauren: Yesterday you shipped our siblings

  

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[×]MJ: anything, me: how about some murder
55 secs ago
[×]MJ: something about time capsules, me: "severed body parts"
1 min ago
[×]MJ: something about "remembering a childhood friendship" me: when your best friend DROWNED IN FRONT OF YOU
2 mins ago
[×]MJ: bahaha so my sister is prepping for her exams and was going through a list of creative writing prompts and has now officially learned not to ask me for suggestions xD

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MJ made this!

cbox, bottoms up, but Beanie's impropriety senses were tingling XD

Beanie: my lucinda senses were tingling
Beanie: come on, bee
Bee: it was up for 30 seconds
Beanie: what did u expect me to not find this post w/in one minute
Bee: 30 seconds
Bee: JESUS BEANS
Beanie: oh my god ELSIE

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MJ always makes her so pretty

Lynn: Hi Valerian, Tiberius would like to know what your deal is
Bree: well wouldn't you know, tiberius, valerian has written a two-page double-spaced, 12pt times new roman essay to describe all the reasons tatty should marry him instead of charles

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MJ made this <3

Bee: I'm going to bed now, if I don't see you again Olive I assume Kayte has killed you telepathically

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MJ made this!

Bee, on seeing Elsie last to post in the 'Sh*t My Husband Says' thread...

Bee: It's my own post and I still paused thinking Tyb said something funny
Bee: Because apparently I think of him as my husband before Dan
Bee: In my defense, we have been together longer than Dan has been in the picture

lol sorry Dan, we can't all be Bee's #1 man :P

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MJ: i don't want to sound morbid but... boats are the best place to die

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MJ made this!

Olive, phone browsing:

I don't know what wifi demon I made a bargain with when I stuck my arm in the air for 5 seconds but it's probably a fickle one

  

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— Aldous walks with a cane and pronounced limp as the result of a splinching accident. —

— graphics by lady ❤ —

Bree, on ~the future

i find it difficult to believe there is even a parallel universe in which holly will beat out sisse for head girl

Holly Scrimgeour Sisse Thompsett

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do you know what happened that night?

— mj makes glorious sets! —

plz stop dad I can't introduce Gretchen to the wonderful world of sex if you're talking about income tax increases — Marlena Scamander

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— Elijah has heterochromia. His right eye is green and his left is blue. —

— MJ is a graphics goddess ❤ —

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[×][o]Olive on Suicune: i fell asleep with my finger on the i key apparently
20 secs ago
[×]Lady: Olive whate the hell
25 secs ago
[×][o]Olive on Suicune: I fell asleep for a microsecond
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[×][o]Ollie: Then go to bed
1 min ago
[×][o]Olive on Suicune: oof i'm drowsy now

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   Oberon Smethwyck

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Elsie Kirke

Updated.

Also feel free to change my age to 30s or 30+ or something cause I think i aged up and no longer want to do the age math

Not sure whether to be concerned or impressed that Jen doesn't know her own age. What a mood.

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   Persephone Broadmoor

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