MY FLOWER. MY ANGEL. You know what I want most of all and I will spend FIVE GLORIOUS DAYS seducing you if I don't get her it before then

More immediately,

• Talk Holden/Lavinia
  
• I have bachelors and friends for your #SingleLadies
  
• The death plot is incoming, don't you worry your pretty little head

I am currently in the bowels of Report Card season (the tradeoff for starting later than you is going later, too >.>) but also an Olympic-level slacker, SO