A character who marries for ~less than noble reasons but their plans are foiled. Repeatedly. Tried running away with the money but spouse accidentally crashed the getaway and now they're on a lavish honeymoon. Decided to lightly poison the soup but spouse had a cold and took a pepper-up potion so instead of passing out they're just fine. Stole the heirloom jewelry but spouse's sister spots them selling it and now they've somehow talked their way into adding two extra rubies to it instead as a surprise gift.
After several months of this the spouse starts to suspect something is ~up but can't really tell anyone because all of their examples just sound like a very thoughtful partner activities.
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After several months of this the spouse starts to suspect something is ~up but can't really tell anyone because all of their examples just sound like a very thoughtful partner activities.
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MJ made this <3