Nee –
How well you know me... I'll admit, I did wonder if it was you as a sort of prank but I see now that I was mistaken.
Please, don't make light of this! I'm quite unhappily engaged with this drivel and hate to think what could have been said. Is there anything in there more obviously... well, me?
Yours desperately,
Basil
Basil
P.S. I have no culinary inclinations whatsoever. I do, however, know how to make tea all on my own!